What's the worst thing you've done to Radiant Raiment? : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:20 pm

I stole all the desiccant packs from their clothing.
Without desiccants, those clothes will be noticeably musty in 5 years!

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:44 pm

I left without doing anything.......that day :evil:

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:54 am

I stole all the desiccant packs from their clothing.
Without desiccants, those clothes will be noticeably musty in 5 years!

I've heard of some callous, nasty things in my life....but this.....you make me sick

edit: Ive never got around to extracting my revenge.

Think ill go for shifty knife to the back, followed by removal of their clothes, resurrection and then ill walk them through town, and kill them again.

Rude b*stards.

I wanna do this to the Breton in whiterun too..... sarcastic b*stard!! (Which is rich coming from a sarcasm loving brit here lols)

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:04 am

I flashed her

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:54 am

I did something terrible... I made friends with the shopkeeper and the assistant so that they no longer make fun of my attire.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:37 am

I bowled it in there wearing nothing but some smalls. Surprisingly enough the sight of my orcs ripped physique must have struck a chord in her somewhere as she was very helpful in getting me clothed again.

Other than that, I wouldn't expect a fashionista upper class altmer to act any other way. I might give her a dose of wabbajack eventually when I tire of being a goody two-shoes. In sure sheogorath would be vastly amused if I manage to turn her into a cow...

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:07 pm

Werewolf mode.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:37 pm

I unleashed two wolves into the shop, to savagely kill the shop owners.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:30 pm

The worst customer service in all of Skyrim - so how did you get your revenge?

What I do to insolent shopkeepers in general - wrote a strongly worded letter to the editor. I also mentioned the presence of dragons and how the bandit population in the countryside has risen to become twentyfold the urban population. Next election, I'll vote for Ulfric.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:16 am

I've heard of some callous, nasty things in my life....but this.....you make me sick

edit: Ive never got around to extracting my revenge.

Think ill go for shifty knife to the back, followed by removal of their clothes, resurrection and then ill walk them through town, and kill them again.

Rude b*stards.

I wanna do this to the Breton in whiterun too..... sarcastic b*stard!! (Which is rich coming from a sarcasm loving brit here lols)

Okay so its not just me that can't stand it when he says "DOOoooOO come back". At first I thought it was cause I had sold him all my stuff and walked out without buying anything......after I bought some arrows I realized he was just a jerk.

Walking into Radiant Raiment I kinda feel like julia roberts in pretty woman when she goes into that ritzy shop for the first time and they look at her like she is oozing disease. Then I start buying everything and they are all like :bunny:

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Money always talks, and shuts them up.......that or a knife to the back.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:25 pm

That place was made the target of one of the Solitude "Bedlam" Thieves Guild quests. I stole far more than the 500 gold required for the quest...I took pretty much everything that wasn't nailed down. What I couldn't sell, I just dumped in the watery area of the Ragged Flagon.

Good luck staying in business with an empty store.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:50 am

Sold them hundreds of gold worth of ragged robes & trousers, roughspun tunics, and monk robes. Yeah, that's some "radiant" inventory you have there.... if by radiant, you mean lice-infested!

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:51 pm

They really are the Trinny and Susannah of Skyrim, aren't they. :wink:

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:13 am

When they told me to leave... I did not.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:37 am

I brought my business elsewhere.

You guys are all sadistic bastards.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:07 am

They really are the Trinny and Susannah of Skyrim, aren't they. :wink:

HAHAHAH.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:54 pm

I littered the store with raw meat

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:00 am

Broke in, stole all their things. Knocked over what I didn't take. Walked into their bedroom and realized the sisters sleep together. Would be mildly turned-on if they weren't both ugly and mean. Proceed to tell all of Solitude their dark secret.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:33 am

Wait are we talking about the snooty harpies in the clothing store in Solitude? My current char is not Chaotic Evil so she won't kill someone for being an ahole but she is a thief so maybe she should burglarize their little snobatorium.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:22 am

Ain't TES grand!!!

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:00 pm

Married one.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:59 am

I've done nothing bad to this shop yet, but soon, I think I will.. probably break in and steal everything and sold it back to the store itself or something. LOL

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:13 am

Impaled her with my greatsword

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:55 am

I married Taarie.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:39 am

Endarie is the one who is rude in the beginning, but if you invest in their business she will say

Spoiler

"Oh, why hello! It's so good to see you!" or "It's so nice to have pleasant company for a change."

She will still be a little rude at the end of her conversation with you, but it just makes me laugh every time. Taarie, on the other hand, is always kind, except for saying you might want to change your outfit if you're heading to the Blue Palace, which is completely acceptable. I'm thinking of marrying Taarie.