Kids are idiots, advlts are idiots... what are you going to do. :shrug:
Well, I did give my proposal to murder the entire human race to the PM, but he decided, on the cabinet secretary's advice, min you, to defer it to a select committee of parliament. Naturally, before they could discuss the matter in any detail, the joint heads of the civil service had managed to convince the whole cabinet that the idea had to be scrapped, and all the backbenchers were too upset about the reduction in pay to be willing to support any proposals from the PM.
Now, had I had the support of the PM's principal private secretary, I might have been able to get to the MoD and the DHS beforehand, but he was apparently at number 10, helping the PM's wife to sort christmas cards, in spite of that being a matter of political activity rather than governmental work.
And no, I did NOT watch too much "Yes, Minister!"...