The Lusty Argonian Maid of course

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That book is my guide to role-playing as the Lusty Argonian Maid.
So far I managed to rack up a bounty of 12346 coins and a Black Hand contract on my head for unsightly behaviour in Markrath, rubbing against unsuspecting citizens, molesting Sithis and polishing too many spears publicly.
I think I'm doing it right.