it would be the most epic movie ever!

I assure you, nothing Uwe Boll creates will ever be "epic". His stuff averages pond-scum levels at best.

The man has a reverse Midas-touch. Everything he touches turns to [censored].

> Uwe Boll
> Epic Movie

Pick one.

Seriously, I've never seen a good, or even decent, movie made by Uwe Boll. :unsure2:

I think the world and whatever video game series he decides to plague is better off without one of his movies.

The Room 2: There Will Be Blood

Directed by Uwe Boll

Starring Reb Brown, Angelina Jolie, and Chuck Norris

In theaters this summer

A Micheal Bay and Uwe Boll collaberation.

In a world filled with uncertiantly....one man must find a way to survive....with no other friends against all the odds *Insert fast metal guitar rift*

At night the undead come from the caves and grounds *Pan to generic fast zombies with snarling and terrifying make up* and by day.... The creepers come out! *The creepers are horrifically retconned to be greenish men in suits chasing the protaganist in black SUVs*

EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS

Coming 2012

Here's a better question: When will Uwe Boll stop making movies?

That would be epic.

And you better watch out, Uwe Boll just might take your idea because he is watching you from your window RIGHT NOW.

Nah, some of what he has produced has been http://surfwithberserk.com/img/funny/epic_fails/30.jpg.

One man's struggle against the odds to bring order to chaos.

"Solitaire"

Rampage.

It was at least watchable.

Starring: Microsoft Sam.

I have really liked some of his movies

Tunnel Rats
Far Cry
Blood Rayne
Postal

I saw In the Name of the King in the theater it was pretty wacky and out there but it was entertaining.

this is perhaps the most specific topic on the cd i have ever seen.

unfortunatly i have no idea who either people are.

but from reading this thread i am guessing uwe boll makes video game movies... sounds like a tough job

Reb Brown was a z grade action star was in movies like Mutiny in Space,Yor Hunter from the future and played Captain America in two TV movies. Uwe Boll is a movie director/producer he's made a lot of movies based on video games and a lot that weren't one of his latest movies about Darfur won a lot of praise at the NY film festival and had several of hollywood directors and actors come out in support of it, it's probably his most well reviewed movie, I haven't watched it yet but it's gotten praise

*looks at IMDB*

He got to play Greg on Fantasy Island. Asking for more from a career is just being greedy.

The thing is, Uwe Boll casting someone in a film would imply the world allowing him to make another one without scalping him

He should star in his own real life make of Minecraft.

Owe Boll: "Guys, guys? Where is everybody? Guys!?"

*His cries echo throughout the mountain valley, falling upon deaf ears*

Owe Boll : "Screw those guys anyway, I'm going to make a cabin from this here tree!"

*20 minutes later*

Owe Boll: "How do I even get this wood from this here tree, argh this is so annoying...."
*Owe punches the tree*
Owe Boll: "...Oh my Fing GEEEE!!! I got a little bloc...."

Spoiler

*Creeper saves the day with suicidal tendencies*