where are the nakid nords at? : V

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:43 am

Ok been playing morrowind, and ive come across at least 4 nakid nords that were tricked and robbed. Now granted I have a new respect for the nords that they can be buttass nakid and they dont care and will throw down no prob.

But skyrim, theres an absence of them. Now I see necrancers and mages out in the wild, but I have yet to see some poor nord buttass nakid BC of a mage. What happened?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:32 pm

Naked. Also, there's a lot less comic relief in Skyrim than there was in the previous installments. It's grittier and more serious than ever before. You can chop peoples' heads off now.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:09 am

I'm guessing Todd left them in his version of the game only.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:15 pm

No naked nords...
But once a courier gave me a letter only wearing boots and a hat

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:21 am

Well there's atleast a few in underwears on the run from bandits and other ilk.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:28 pm

Naked. Also, there's a lot less comic relief in Skyrim than there was in the previous installments. It's grittier and more serious than ever before. You can chop peoples' heads off now.

Wouldn't chopping off heads be called comic relief unless you're taking things too seriously?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:54 pm

I've fought a bunch of naked Stormcloak soldiers in the Civil War questline.
I've had multiple naked couriers run up to me before.

Granted, they were all bugs, but they're naked Nords nonetheless!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:12 pm

Wouldn't chopping off heads be called comic relief unless you're taking things too seriously?

Depends on whos head is getting chopped off.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:25 pm

No naked nords...
But once a courier gave me a letter only wearing boots and a hat

Why was the letter wearing boots and a hat...?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:56 pm

It would be fun to encounter the odd naked, crazy hermit wandering Skyrim's wilderness. He/She could ask you a completely nonsense question, with two seemingly harmless answers, however one of them would lead to the Hermit attacking you.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:43 pm

Wouldn't chopping off heads be called comic relief unless you're taking things too seriously?

It does seem to be, 'specially when you cleanly decapitate someone with a mace.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:13 pm

I was a little disappointed to no references to that, at least that I have found.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:55 pm

It does seem to be, 'specially when you cleanly decapitate someone with a mace.

I'd love to see arrows be able to slice off heads. Besides, if a mace can, may as well let arrows. The heads bouncing off walls is preferred.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:06 am

Arrows should impale parts of the body just like the Railroad Rifle in Fallout 3. If you decapitate a guy, if there is a wall the head gets stuck there. That would be great.

PS I miss the Oblivion Nord voice. I'm already sick of Rocks-In-His-Throat. thinking he is SOOOO bad ass in Skyrim.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:20 am

I was wondering BC it would really give people a chance to see why nords hate magic so much.

But ya I guess it would be comic relief bit at same time, I dunno. I guess I had more respect for nords ferocity with those nakid nords than pretty much most of the nords in skyrim. I mean u gotta respect a race that can be buttass nakid and still looking to throw down. Screw armor and weapons, it just seemed it nailed the battlelust better than pretty much most areas in skyrim.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:10 pm

Have you met the nords that gives you mead? One of them is naked x) or half naked,Pretty funny. random nords drinking out in the forest

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:15 pm

Nakid Nords tricked by witches. Plenty of witches in Skryim and Nords, but no nakid Nords.

Also Bloodmoon had nakid Nords running all over the place. Course they were mainly there to give you something to feed on if you were a werewolf, but still they were everywhere.

Speaking of Bloodmoon, where are the boars and Rieklings? And I would love to see a Frost Giant and ice castle.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:58 pm

Nakid Nords tricked by witches. Plenty of witches in Skryim and Nords, but no nakid Nords.

Also Bloodmoon had nakid Nords running all over the place. Course they were mainly there to give you something to feed on if you were a werewolf, but still they were everywhere.

Speaking of Bloodmoon, where are the boars and Rieklings? And I would love to see a Frost Giant and ice castle.

Oh D: Why doesnt skyrim have more stuff from bloodmoon? I expected skyrim to be more like solstheim. More nordic stuff please!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:09 am

Have you met the nords that gives you mead? One of them is naked x) or half naked,Pretty funny. random nords drinking out in the forest

I've encountered this but they were all fully clothed.

I thought it was some kind of trick at first, that perhaps the mead was poisoned, but it wasn't.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:08 pm

I also expected the bard songs to be more like this x)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftBz92cKcMI

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:13 pm

They're all at the brothels that don't exist in Skyrim.

I have also seen the naked courier. Funny glitch.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:33 pm

I've seen the naked courier here too, unless you mean no underwear either.

I've seen youtube videos with fully naked townsfolk walking around behaving as if everything is peachy keen. All female anatomy visible anyway. I'm sure that's a mod.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:41 pm

I also expected the bard songs to be more like this x)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftBz92cKcMI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:54 am

I was kind of hoping there would be a Naked Nord in Skyrim. Seems a company as creative as Bethesda could find a way to make that fit smoothly into the game in some off hand quest.

I did see a naked Redguard however. It was in the random encounter where the two Redguard warriors were arguing with the Redguard woman before they find out that she's the wrong person. One time the Redguard lady had no clothes on in one of those encounters. Clearly a glitch but it was kind of amusing.

No naked nords...
But once a courier gave me a letter only wearing boots and a hat

Why was the letter wearing boots and a hat...?

It does seem to be, 'specially when you cleanly decapitate someone with a mace.

Why does it matter that the person you decapitate is carrying a mace?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:32 pm

Well there is always the hot spring hunters. They are naked.