A whole new level of... : Othor Games

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:24 pm

Bat [censored] crazy.

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:11 pm

Kit-Kats for everyone?

DEAR GOD WE MUST STOP THIS HORRIBLE FUTURE FROM HAPPENING! :ahhh:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:11 pm

... Wonder what he came from if the world was destroyed..... Looks at the date it was posted.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:11 am

*Looks at date*.....April 1 2010.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:25 pm

I know its an April fools joke, but its still funny

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:56 am

Looks at date.....April 1 2010.

If he's from the future, and the article's from the past... what does that mean for the present?

When you think about it, though, if you are a time traveler, only traveling back in time on April 1st would be ingenious.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:24 am

It would amuse me greatly if it turned out that he really was a time traveller... but also really was mentally ill :laugh:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:36 am

If he's from the future, and the article's from the past... what does that mean for the present?

When you think about it, though, if you are a time traveler, only traveling back in time on April 1st would be ingenious.

He did it... He changed the course of time! Damn I wanted some kit kats....

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:37 am

So he disappeared from his room, but no one cared?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:26 am

Kit-Kats for everyone?

DEAR GOD WE MUST STOP THIS HORRIBLE FUTURE FROM HAPPENING! :ahhh:

Yeah! Everyone should get Reese's Cups instead! :cookie: No! I want Reese's!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:07 am

I [censored] hate kit-kats.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:29 am

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

So Doc Brown isn't the only one with a "Mr. Fusion" reactor

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:00 pm

I, too, am from the future and can tell you we never invent the time machine.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:14 am

"Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie"

Since when was the TARDIS powered by a blender?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:00 pm

I, too, am from the future and can tell you we never invent the time machine.

Well I know that's a boldfaced lie. I'm a time traveler from 1989.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:36 pm

I'm from 1989 too. It only took me 22 years to travel here.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:27 am

I'm from 1989 too. It only took me 22 years to travel here.

Ah, another 1s/s traveler. I find speeding to be overrated.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:06 pm

I'm just afraid of the tickets. The Shadow Proclamation has been very strict about that sort of thing recently.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:32 am

Ah, another 1s/s traveler. I find speeding to be overrated.

If the ads 'round here are to be believed, speeding results in you instantly exploding into a cloud of and taking a large area with you. They may in fact be talking about time-speed rather than space-speed...

Oh, and I'm a third 1s/s time traveller from 1989.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:05 pm

So Doc Brown isn't the only one with a "Mr. Fusion" reactor

And the Doctor (11th incarnation) isn't the only time traveler that wears a tweed suit and bow tie. I wonder if Mr. Cole has a fez or a stetson...

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:47 am

Kit-Kats for everyone? That does sound terrible.

Dr. Cole was probably trying to create a more favorable future, full of Starburst and smiles.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:43 pm

"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."

That was pretty trippy until I realized the date of the article. :facepalm:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:11 am

SCIENCE!!!!!
The thing is that scientists have hypothesized that the LHC is capable of time travel, as in, someone who had another LHC in the future or something similar could use that one to travel back to the one we have in our present.

- Dr. Borous

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:18 am

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age...

And what is the appropriate age-to-tweed ratio?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:37 am

And what is the appropriate age-to-tweed ratio?

Can't divide by zero.