Why Can't You Kiss Your Wife?

Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:21 am

Why not? Is there any way to?
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Sherry Speakman
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:52 am

why would you?
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Juliet
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:51 pm

Brush your teeth, Dragonborne should know that Dragonbreath is not sixy.

They wanted to model what real marriage is like.


OK, seriously now, there is no physical interaction between spouses in this game. Other than the Perk you get for sharing a marital bed.
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Cheryl Rice
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:44 am

(i) Because a wife is not for kissing.
Who said kitchen???(/i)

Lets try to kiss our wifes in the rl and fight dragons in the game ;)
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Jessie Rae Brouillette
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:18 am

Because Bethesda isn't Bioware. They don't throw really bad six scenes into their games, they just leave that to the modders. Heck I'm surprised Skyrim even has a marriage system considering.
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Daniel Holgate
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:19 pm

Because Bethesda isn't Bioware. They don't throw really bad six scenes into their games, they just leave that to the modders. Heck I'm surprised Skyrim even has a marriage system considering.

The modders made a six scene?
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:36 am

Because Bethesda isn't Bioware. They don't throw really bad six scenes into their games, they just leave that to the modders. Heck I'm surprised Skyrim even has a marriage system considering.
your so right, kissing is the same as a 5 second six scene. How did I not see this before
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LuCY sCoTT
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:18 am

The modders made a six scene?

Not yet.

But they will.

They will.
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Leonie Connor
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:57 pm

your so right, kissing is the same as a 5 second six scene. How did I not see this before
Hahahaha, your face would probably go inside hers, or hers iniside of his, either way, its a bit silly, at least when you slept with someone in fallout there were noises, in this game, silence and you get the lover thing....WOO HOO.
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Scared humanity
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:41 pm

This isn't Dragon Age buddy.

Anyway, as the Dragonborn is the DRAGONborn he has gained some certain traits of a dragon.
Including tounges and teeth so work it out.
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Jamie Lee
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:57 am

The modders made a six scene?

Maybe not for this game, but for other games. I have seen them and they are quite lame in fact. There might be one for this game, but it will not be talked about here in any detail nor will any direct links be provided to the content. See the rules in the Mods section on advlt Content before bringing this up this discussion again.
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:36 pm

Maybe not for this game, but for other games. I have seen them and they are quite lame in fact. There might be one for this game, but it will not be talked about here in any detail nor will any direct links be provided to the content. See the rules in the Mods section on advlt Content before bringing this up this discussion again.
Yes, but in fallout they at least had six NOISES in a black screen, why just the absolute void of anything in this game?
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:02 pm

Maybe not for this game, but for other games. I have seen them and they are quite lame in fact. There might be one for this game, but it will not be talked about here in any detail nor will any direct links be provided to the content. See the rules in the Mods section on advlt Content before bringing this up this discussion again.

I didn't bring it up. Someone else did.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:35 am

Because Bethesda isn't Bioware. They don't throw really bad six scenes into their games, they just leave that to the modders. Heck I'm surprised Skyrim even has a marriage system considering.

Imagine Skyrim with DA:O six scenes. Farkas and your OC getting at it in slow motion while exceptionally gay music plays in the background. Oh and fire. There must be fire somewhere near for dramatic light and shadow effects.
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:51 pm

your so right, kissing is the same as a 5 second six scene. How did I not see this before

I was simply pointing out that Bethesda doesn't exactly have a great track record of romantic scenes in their games. While Bioware on the other hand...........

EDIT: And I think the reason for no sound is because Bethesda didn't want you to think you were having six with your partner every night. They didn't want you to get your hopes up and think marriage actually works like that.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:56 am

Is it just me, or is there a Fus Roh Da joke lurking about here somewhere?
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:17 pm

Even a hug before adventuring would be nice, or maybe Ysolda is jealous of me disapearing with Eola. At leat with Eola or other followers you can have them lay on yout bed before you jump in.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:12 am

Is it just me, or is there a Fus Roh Da joke lurking about here somewhere?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EuzuAodS_o
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:17 am

'Cause we are real people and the characters wife is digital :/
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:09 pm

1. Dovahkiin never brushes his/her teeth
2. Your wife/husband never brushes their teeth
3. Neither of you bathe.
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Angela
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:21 am

I'm detecting a lot of people who really want a six mod in this thread.

And on the mention of FUSROHDAH jokes, I'd imagine that being a user of the Voice it would get pretty dangerous to be around a married Dovahkins house at night. :wink:
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:58 am

Eventually, there will be mods for the PC version where you cast a spell at your wife and tentacles appear and well... *sigh* Some people watch stuff from Japan too much.
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:56 pm

Yes, but in fallout they at least had six NOISES in a black screen, why just the absolute void of anything in this game?

Fallout is an edgier game than TES is. It also had more cussing and advlt language too. TES games have never shied away from six, they just don't get gratuitous about it.

I didn't bring it up. Someone else did.

Not yelling at you, just making a general statement so the folks don't go posting something that will get them in trouble.

six can be discussed, in a mature manner, as far as the game goes, on these boards. It is just that we can not get into details or provide links to the community made content. We all remember the hubbub over the Hot Coffee issue in GTA years ago. Bethesda does not want to be seen as encouraging these kinds of mods to their games, but they are not going to stop them from being made or used by the folks who want to use them.
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:04 pm

1. Dovahkiin never brushes his/her teeth
2. Your wife/husband never brushes their teeth
3. Neither of you bathe.

Sounds like some good ol' fashioned natural coitus. It's not like Skyrim is rich in soap now is it?
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:06 pm

When I first heard "The Dragonborn Comes," I got all excited.
Turns out it didn't mean what I thought it did...

On another note, I think a kissing animation would be nice. Its absence is obvious and ridiculous in a certain Temple of Mara Quest-
Spoiler
You hook Calcemo (Mage in Markath) up with his true love. When they get together, they confess their feelings, there's a bit of awkward dialogue, then she says, "Come here, you,' in a sweet voice - like they're going to embrce. Only they don't, because they can't. They just stand there like dumbasses. I guess the player was supposed to look away by that point and let their imagination fill in the actions over the obvious romantic dialogue.
It's almost as ridiculous as a DAO six scene.
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