Why to hate the guards ? : V

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:23 am

Hello everybody !
I want to see why people hate the guards , not just hate , but CAN'T STAND THEM.
In my case , I love them !
They saved my life a few times..
In my whole gameplay time ( 400 hours ) I heard the "Overused" phrase just TWICE.
I use my IMAGINATION and RP every single one as a person ( Yes they kinda look like army of copies in their armor ).

Well , Discuss !!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:27 pm

I don't hate the guards as much as their overused lines.

"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll."

BISH. I'm the Archmage, Listener, Master Thief, Harbinger AND THE [censored] DOVAKIIN.
They'd be nuts to steal my sweetroll. :stare:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:05 am

I hate how they imply you are a thief and a house burner, that's it.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:56 pm

Nobody really knows that you're Dovahkiin before you save the world ( not so much even after that ) , maybe except Whiterun..

I hate how they imply you are a thief and a house burner, that's it.

Now I love them more.
( It's when you level up Sneaky stuff , right ? )

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:21 pm

Nobody really knows that you're Dovahkiin before you save the world ( not so much even after that ) , maybe except Whiterun..

I suppose that's true. I hate being accused of all sorts though.

I hate how they imply you are a thief and a house burner, that's it.

Exactly! I'm a master of destruction, mr. guard, sir. I think I know how to not burn down houses.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:11 am

Because they interfere with my business ! but the only guards i really really hate is Riften and Markarth guards, corrupted sons of :swear:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:43 am

but the only guards i really really hate is Riften and Markarth guards, corrupted sons of :swear:

That's true.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:12 pm

I don't hate the guards, just their use of some lines. Especially when I am a thane to the Jarl they serve, I shouldn't have to deal with their japes about sweetrolls, damn them.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:19 pm

I hate the guards because they are the prime enemy of any stealthy character. I like to murder them in the streets at night when I can. :devil:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:48 am

I hate the guards because they are the prime enemy of any stealthy character.

Now I like them even more !

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:20 pm

I cant stand the guards since they dont think about helping someone who gets attacked by three heavily armed thugs. I had to run all the way to a bandit hideout to get help. Stupid cowards

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:26 pm

i only hate the guards in markarth that's all
i love to cause a fight with someone and then run up to a guard he sees they are attacking me and he kills them instead.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:13 am

Guards are just doing their jobs for the most part, unless their Stormcloak or Markarth.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:50 am

I cant stand the guards since they dont think about helping someone who gets attacked by three heavily armed thugs. I had to run all the way to a bandit hideout to get help. Stupid cowards

Lol you should join me one night for a killing spree.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:59 am

Guards are just doing their jobs for the most part, unless their Stormcloak or Markarth.

Or Riften.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:54 am

I hate them. In Markarth, they attacked without reason, so I had to kill them all and everytime I come back to Markarth, they don't give up and try again.

I don't care, if they attack me, they gonna get roasted. :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:54 pm

I hate them. In Markarth, they attacked without reason, so I had to kill them all and everytime I come back to Markarth, they don't give up and try again.

I don't care, if they attack me, they gonna get roasted. :biggrin:

Lol

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:30 am

I don't hate the guards as much as their overused lines.

"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll."

BISH. I'm the Archmage, Listener, Master Thief, Harbinger AND THE [censored] DOVAKIIN.
They'd be nuts to steal my sweetroll. :stare:

You just talked about a problem of Skyrim. Even after becoming the Harbinger they call me the companions mead fetcher T_T
I also like the guards. I don't like their lines that's it

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:51 pm

Guards are fine, I enjoy the sheer variety of things they have to say. The overused phrase was never, never, ever too present in the game, it showed up in the comments sections everywhere because it was an easily manipulable phrase.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:06 pm

Well they're the autority.
We gotta hate the autority. :confused:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:51 am

Well at least I can still turn Baalgruf into ice and Fus Roh Da a guard without consequences, at least before they become hostile.