yeah i got married to the lady who runs the hags cure in markarth and i noticed when i open up her store inventory one of the items up for sale is her bond of matrimony lol

why is my wife trying to sell our marriage i've been good, i even visit from my adventures from time to time. just found this relatively amusing and thought ide share

She sells anything you put in her inventory including armor

ugh and there are no cinemas close to Skyrim. Find a way to keep her happy I guess?

The OP set up the shot and Uri hits for the fences!

What does that mean exactly?
My social skills are not too great and I am not sure if that is an insult, joke, or a something else....

it's a good thing mate.
he's saying, "good job with the funny you just made."

To hit or swing for the fences is baseball slang for attempting a home run. I found §kyrim's initial post to be quite funny, but you made it even better.

I think she's trying to tell you something......

Oh thank you.
I know many jokes and joke phrases but these sports related jokes as you call them seem to be more like old sayings or sayings in general.
So was it a grandslam or I only got two batters in?