I would settle for a backhand slap that sends them running away to cry. What would be even better is if they would "remember" and not get uppity with you next time. Being talked down to by almost every child in the game is rather immersion breaking. Like when Froki's grandson tells me something to the effect of "You don't look tough, I'm only 11, but I could take you." and I'm standing there in full ebony armor, enchanted with the vanquished souls of my enemies, a daedric war-hammer that weighs more than him slung across my back.
No that I think about it, maybe all children in Skyrim are narcissistic sociopaths!

