Or
worse- they try to do a "we've got your kid, bring 10,000 caps if you ever wanna see'em again" thing. And then you realize the whole "killable children in-game" issue makes the entire concept laughable. "Not paying...and good luck with carrying out your threat on my invulnerable child!"

Benny: Alright Courier, you shoulda taken your chance and got outta Vegas. Now your kid has to pay.
Courier: [censored] if I care, you won't be able to kill him/her.
Child: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DAD/MOM
Benny: Alright kid *Shoots the child in the head*
Child: *Stares Blankly at Benny* Well?
Courier: Told ya.
Benny: DAMN YOU ESRB!!!!!!!