I'm standing outside of the city ready to sieze it! Wait... Whys there a naked man running towards me? ... "I've been looking for you , got a letter from someone!" O.o wut...
"Now let me see, where'd I put that.... ah, there it is!"
Dude you wearing a loincloth. 1) There's not a whole lot of places to hide that and B ) I'm not touching it. Read it aloud to me.