You ate HOW MUCH CHEESE!? : V

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:27 pm

CHEESE!!

My character seems to get a bit moist over cheese.

When I first picked up a wheel of cheese and a slice of cheese at te same time, I assumed that I would get multiple portions out of it.

But nooo. I eat cheese by the wheel!!!! WTF. and how does it give me stamina. I know if I ate a whole wheel of cheese I'd be in a whole world of pain.

But seriously, cooking is fun.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:56 am

Wouldn't it be cool if you could throw a poison in with the food and then 'pickpocket' it in to an NPC's inventory only to watch the writhe in pain as they died?

Just sayin'..

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:12 pm

Making your own poisoned apples and shizz would be epic. Sneak into someone's house and Poisen their cookin pot. Yeah that would rock

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:10 pm

Reverse pickpocketing poisoned food or poison would be awesome, like an alternative to live grenades on FO3.

And you can eat that much cheese 'cause you're the DOVAHKIIN!

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:28 pm

I'm lactose intolerant.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:08 pm

One would need a reverse of Fooz Roh Dah to have a complete movement after injesting a whole wheel of cheese, and new pants.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:19 am

Wouldn't it be cool if you could throw a poison in with the food and then 'pickpocket' it in to an NPC's inventory only to watch the writhe in pain as they died?

Just sayin'..

You could do this in Oblivion if you were in the Dark Brotherhood, though you had to buy the poisoned apples, so you could not make them yourself, but it was still pretty cool.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:59 am

CHEESE!!

My character seems to get a bit moist over cheese.

When I first picked up a wheel of cheese and a slice of cheese at te same time, I assumed that I would get multiple portions out of it.

But nooo. I eat cheese by the wheel!!!! WTF. and how does it give me stamina. I know if I ate a whole wheel of cheese I'd be in a whole world of pain.

But seriously, cooking is fun.

I felt the same way about the bread, there is the whole loaf and the half loaf, and no multiple uses on the whole loaf and they both give the same amount of health.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:58 pm

Reverse pickpocketing poisoned food or poison would be awesome, like an alternative to live grenades on FO3.

And you can eat that much cheese 'cause you're the DOVAHKIIN!

Reverse pick pocketing poison is achievable through a perk in the pickpocket skill tree.

Unless I am hallucinating from too much Gorgonzolla.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:56 pm

One would need a reverse of Fooz Roh Dah to have a complete movement after injesting a whole wheel of cheese, and new pants.

Fus REgurji DAH tion

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:54 am

You don't eat cheese wheels. You absorb their souls. Oh no wait, that's dragons. Seriously, massive cheese wheels should have multiple uses, it would take me probably a week to get through a Goat cheese wheel.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:22 am

I like to roll all my cheese wheels on the ground and see which one goes the farthest

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:45 pm

Hmmm... Should be modable. The Cheesewheel should have the same bonuses as slices (health- and stamina-gain), and when you eat it, it is removed from the inventory (as usual) but additionally 5 (for example) slices of the same cheesetype are added to your inventory. To simulate you cut up the cheesewheel and ate one slice.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:25 pm

I like cheese. But to nosh an entire wheel in one sitting? That would reduce my real life Stamina to 0 and I would be on the couch snoozing.

In fact, an argument could be made that some food reduces stamina, especially if eaten in larger quantities. Then they could boost the health recovery for those items and it would balance.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:09 pm

I know what you're thinking but are afraid to say. CHEESE HAS BEEN DUMBED DOWN. I hear ya brother. Cheese was so much better in Morrowind. Now because of a few lazy kids we have to eat the whole damn thing. THIS BREAKS MY IMMERSION.

I am never buying another Bethesda game again until this cheese business is dealt with.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:12 pm

I once accidentally dropped my roll of cheese from the top of High Hrothgar... took me 10 mins to chase it down. Oh Dovahkiin :happy:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:03 pm

I don't like chesee. I like cabbages.
I Vote for sanguine to be the Lord of cabbages"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:59 pm

I once accidentally dropped my roll of cheese from the top of High Hrothgar... took me 10 mins to chase it down. Oh Dovahkiin :happy:

This made me lol!!!!!!!

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:19 pm

I once accidentally dropped my roll of cheese from the top of High Hrothgar... took me 10 mins to chase it down. Oh Dovahkiin :happy:

I am totally going to experiment with rolling Cheese Wheels down the Monahven.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:18 am

I know what you're thinking but are afraid to say. CHEESE HAS BEEN DUMBED DOWN. I hear ya brother. Cheese was so much better in Morrowind. Now because of a few lazy kids we have to eat the whole damn thing. THIS BREAKS MY IMMERSION.

I am never buying another Bethesda game again until this cheese business is dealt with.

Fantastic. +100

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:57 pm

Let me guess, someone stole your cheese wheel.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:57 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJqEqqFLPNY

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:46 pm

I can hardly get over the fact that in Skyrim I can eat 30 cheese wheels and 20 veal roast between raising my sword up for an attack and bringing the attack down.

I had a character that collected and cooked all the meat he could (no he wasn't a Bosmer). I realized during some battles just how stupid it is that time stands still while you eat 40+ pounds of food. I just had to stop collecting food altogether.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:20 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCrhDamN82k