Dont trust this man, he flipped over the tables that could have saved our lives, he is not to be trusted.

On topic: when new games are comming out in the next month yet all i want is dawnguard.

When your room mate knocks on your door to make sure your still alive. (true story)

I'm getting the shakes!

When every other video game in my library collects another inch of dust... and I spend way too much time on this forum.

Your console gets YLOD/RROD while playing skyrim. Twice.

It could have been worse. You could have got it when you first put Skyrim in.

When you buy a bow and arrow and try to be like your archer on skyrim and come to find out archery is much more difficult in reallife.

Just watch out for peoples knees. You don't want too many Guards running around.

i tried to do this once cause i found a bow in my basemant but found out that there was no arrows to go with it. i wanted to try i need to go get some now lol.

When you start thinking of npcs as real and rounded people, and how they must spend their time when you're not with them.

True story:

I was at my local shooting range and there was (what I presume) a dad and about a 16-18 year old boy. Dad gave a short speech (couldn't hear it due to ear protection). Then hands the gun to the 16 year old. He points it down range with one hand and fires off 3 shots as fast as he could. The last bullet hit the ceiling.

He made multiple faux paus in the next 30 minutes including turning with a loaded gun towards the other shooters in different lanes. That's when I decided to just step out and wait for him to finish. While the kid was walking out he was cussing, saying how stupid shooting was and it wasn't realistic at all like COD is.

I couldn't help it and lost it laughing hysterically. Only one phrase popped up in my head:

"I don't accept your reality and instead substitute my own."

If my son ever says anything like that, he will never live it down...

I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman. I was envious of Williams archery skills and wondered to myself what level he was, then, when Snow White was lying on the bier in castle all I could think about was what might be in the two chests on either side of it. I was willing the Huntsman to go and open them!

When the first thing you do in the morning is pull up these forums, the Elder Scrolls wiki, and listen to your Elder Scrolls playlist.

I know you may not have seen them before, but their called briasts...

Sorry I couldn't help myself.

When you're watching football (the kind some of you call soccer ) and you're trying to decide what race the players would have in Skyrim.

Did you for instance know we have an Imperial/Altmer player in the Swedish team?

When you get worried about traveling somewhere because you might turn stage four on the way.... That happened to me. I laughed at my self though, because I realized I had just fed!

When you see a bear some where and you think OMG WERE IS MY BOW.

When you and your sons are playing pretend Skyrim out in the back yard

When you know youve spent 1000+ hours on this fourm, and it's NOTHING compared to how much time you've clocked in on Skyrim.

When there's two "You know you've played too much/are addicted to Skyrim when..." threads.

When you make references to the game that only other Skyrim players get... and when you play Dragon Age again after a long time, and it just svcks, compared to Skyrim.

When the bugs in the CK and the 1.6 depresses you more than the actual economical crysis. By far.

When you open your math book and hope to gain the skill for the finals without reading it

when your knees start to always hurt