Your Favorite Oxymoron Statement or Line

Post » Thu May 03, 2012 2:45 pm

Walking through the store today I started thinking about my health since I had 3 relatives die from Heart Attacks. Putting those thoughts aside I remembered something my doctor told me saying the future is unpredictable and we do everything we can to prepare for it. That got me to thinking about the statement "waking up dead" which is along the lines of Bitter Sweet and Sweet Sorrow.

What is your favorite oxymoron statement, line, or quote?
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 1:39 pm

"You see people literally in a different galaxy who are paying extraordinarily low rates of tax."-Nick Clegg
I know it was accidental but...
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 11:12 am

In a sophmore high school English class, the topic of oxymorons came up, spurred by the word sophmore.

After some common ones, one of the studetns who was really bright and extremely quite, deadpans: "Oh like happily married".

The room burst out in hysterics!

BUT

Having spent some time teaching in a low income district, for some reason it strikes me more bittersweet...
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 3:08 am

Here's every thing I could find on short notice..

Spoiler
Spoiler

a fine mess
A little big
absolutely unsure
abundant poverty
accidentally on purpose
accurate estimate
accurate rumors
accurate stereotype
act naturally
active retirement
actual reenactment
acute apathy
acute dullness
advlt children
advanced beginner
affirmative action
agree to disagree
Airline Food
airline schedules
all alone
all natural artificial flavor
alone in a crowd
almost candid
almost done
almost exactly
almost pregnant
almost safe
alone together
amateur expert
amicable divorce
among the first
anticipating the unanticipated
anxious patient
apathetic interest
apathetically urged
Apple tech support
approximate solution
approximately equal
arms limitation
arrogant humility
artificial intelligence
assistant supervisor
astronomically small
authentic replica
authoritarian anarchy
awfully good
awfully nice
awfully pretty

Spoiler

baby giant
baby grand (piano)
bad health
bad luck
balanced insanity
balding hair
baggy tights
bankrupt millionaire
barely dressed
battle ready
bureaucratic efficiencies
benevolent despot
benign neglect
better than new
beyond infinity
big baby
big detail
big sip
big town
bigger half
binging on moderation
bi-partisan cooperation
bird dog
birth control
bitter sweet
black light
blameless culprit
bland spice
blind eye
blind viewer
blue rose
blurry vision
boneless ribs
books on tape
border control
boring court jester
boring entertainment
born dead
boxing ring
brave politician
brave wimp
brief survey
bright night
bright rain
bright shade
brilliantly dull
budget deficit
bug-free software
build down
bull riding
buried alive
burning cold
business ethics
butthead

Spoiler

cafeteria food
Calculated Error
calculated risk
calculated spontaneity
calm storm
calm winds
camping resort
canned fresh
casual chic
casual dress
casual formality
casual intimacy
casually concerned
catfish
cautiously optimistic
cavalier concern
center around
Central Intelligence Agency
centrally-planned economy
certain risk
certainly unsure
chaotic organization
cheap gas
cheerful pessimist
cheerfully cynical
cheerfully mournful
Cherokee Pioneer (name of U.S. car)
Chicken fajitas
childproof
chilling fever
Christian militia
CIA cooperation
civil disobedience
civil service
civil strife
Civil War
classic new homes
clean air
clean boy
clean coal
clean dirt
clean kill
clean litter
clean oil
clear as mud
clearly ambiguous
clearly confused
clearly misunderstood
clever fool
click the start button to shut down
climb down
clogged drain
close distance
cluster bomb
co-ed fraternity
co-ed sorority
cold fever
cold hotdog
cold sweat
cold toast
collective liberty
colorless kaleidoscope
combative apology
comedic tragedy
comfortable bra
comfortable neckbrace
comfortable tights
committed schedule
committee decision
committee schedule
common abnormality
common courtesy
common sense
common phenomenon
comparatively unique
compassionate Conservative
compassionate editor
compassionate management
complete separation
completed research
completely destroyed
completely educated
completely succinct
completely unfinished
component parts
compulsory volunteers
conciliation court
concrete pad
confident fear
congressional accountability
congressional action
congressional cooperation
congressional Ethics
congressional oversight
congressional responsibility
congressional wisdom
conscripted volunteer
conservative liberal
considerate boss
consistent discrepancies
consistent uncertainties
consistently inconsistent
conspicuously absent
constant change
constant infrequent
constant variable
constructive ambiguity
constructive attitude
constructive criticism
constructive negativity
continuing resolution
contra aid
contra assistance
controlled enthusiasm
controlled chaos
controlled skeptic
controlled-market economy
convenience store
conventional wisdom
convergent evolution
corporate conscience
corporate Culture
corporate ethics
corporate family
corporate planning
correctional institution
council action
countless numbers
country music
cowardly lion
crash landing
creation science
creative destruction
criminal cop
criminal justice
criminal system
crisis management
critical acclaim
cruel kindness
current history
curved line
customer satisfaction
customer service

Spoiler

daily special
dangerously safe
dark day
dark light
dark star
dark victory
dead livestock
dead right
debugged program
defensive strike
Deficit Spending
definite maybe
degradable plastic
deliberate mistake
deliberate speed
deliberately thoughtless
delicious torment
demanding patient
democratic leadership
department of interior (responsible for everything outside)
deregulation law
designer beer
designer jeans
desktop publishing
detailed summary
devilish angel
devout atheist
diet ice cream
different pattern
diligent sloth
diminished confidence
diminishing growth
diminutive giants
dim light
dimwit
dining hall food
direct circumvention
disaster preparedness
disciplined gluttony
discretionary rules
disposable income
disposable products with a lifetime guarantee
distant relative
divided unity
divorce court
dodge ram
doing nothing
dollar value
domestic bliss
domestic cooperation
domestic violence
doorstop
double solitaire
doubting believers
drawing a blank
dress pants
dressy casual
driving pleasure
droning Silence
dry creek
dry humor
dry ice
dry lake
dry martini
dry pond
dry snow
dry wine
dull acupuncturists
dull knife
dull needle
dull roar
dull shine
dying is a part of life
dynamic monotone
dynamic stability

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easy labor (childbirth)
easy payments
easy problem
easy task
easy to follow directions
economic forecast
economic reform
economic stability
educated guess
educational television
elected king
elementary calculus
elevated subway
elite rabble
eloquent silence
energetic exhaustion
enough time
enormously small
entertaining sermon
enthusiastic indifference
environmentalist bumper sticker
equally diverse
equal opportunity
ergonomic keyboard
escaped inmate
eschew obfuscation
essential luxury
essential service
eternal life
ethical hackers
ethnic cleansing
evaporated milk
even odds
exact estimate
executive assistant
executive secretary
expected serendipity
expected surprise
Expect the unexpected
explicit innuendo
explicitly ambiguous
express bus
express line
express mail
express ways
expressive silence
extended deadline
extensive briefing
extinct life form
extra oridanary
extra money
extra time
extremely average
extremely bland
extremely neutral
eyes wide shut

Spoiler

faculty cooperation
faculty understanding
fail safe
fair reporting
fair trial
fairly Accurate
fairly explicit
fairly obvious
false fact
false hope
family entertainment
family vacation
famous-anonymous
farewell reception
fast idle
fast snail
fast turtle
fast walk
fast-mail service
fatally injured
fat-free cream cheese
faultily faultless
fearful bravery
federal budget
fiber glass
fictional truth
fictional reality
fiery ice
fighting for peace
filing system
final conclusion
final version
finally again
fire water
firm estimate
firm maybe
firm pillow
first annual
first conclusions
first deadline
first-strike defense
fish farm
flat-busted
flexible ethics
floating to the bottom
flood control
floppy disk
flurry of inactivity
flying fish
foolproof instructions
foreign national
forgotten memories
former native
forward back
FORWARD LATERAL
found missing
free credit
free election
free gift
free labor
Free Purchase
free society
free trade agreement
free with purchase
freezer Burn
fresh cheese
fresh dried fruit
Fresh from Concentrate
fresh prunes
fresh raisins
fresh sour cream
fresh yogurt
fresh-frozen
freezer burn
fried roast
friendly argument
friendly competitor
friendly divorce
friendly enemy
friendly fights
friendly fire
friendly suit (legal)
friendly takeover
friendly war
frightening comfort
front end
frozen food
frugal gourmet
full service
full-time hobby
full vacuum (as in a vacuum cleaner that needs a new bag)
functional illiterate
funky white guy
future history
fuzzy logic

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gargantuan lilliputian
gentle turbulence
gentleman bandit
genuine imitation
genuine(ly) fake
genuine-imitation leather
giant dwarf
gigantic microorganism
girly man
glacier-like rapidity
global village
go ahead, back up
golf fashion
gold silverware
going nowhere
good beating
good cigar
good clean fun
good garbage
good grief
good junk
good lawyer
good profanity
gourmet fast food
gourmet hamburger
gourmet pizza
gourmet sandwich
government aid
government assistance
government integrity
government initiative
government intelligence
government organization
governmental efficiency
Graqe Nuts
graphite irons
great depression
greater evil
green blackberries
green manufacturing
green oranges
gregarious recluse
grotesque beauty
grounded airplane
group of individuals
growing small
guaranteed forecast
guest host
gunboat diplomacy

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half dead
half dressed
half empty
half full
half naked
half true
halfway done
ham steak
handgun safety
happy apathy
happy demise
happy fault
hard curve
hard cushion
hard liquor
harmless abuse
harmless crime
harmless pollution
harmless sin
harmonious discord
hasten slowly
head butt
healthy chocolate
healthy city environment
heavy gas
highly visible covert operation
hilarious funeral
history of the future
hollow point
holy hell
holy war
home office
homework
honest convict
honest crook
honest graft
honest insurance companies
honest liar
honest politician
hopelessly optimistic
horribly decent
hot chili
Hot Ice / Icy Hot
house boat
House Ethics Committee
huge market niche
huge shortage
human robot
humane robotics
humanitarian invasion
hypothetical situations

Spoiler

icy hot
idly laborious
ignorant professor
ill fortune
ill health
immigration control
impatient patient
important trivia
inarticulate writer
incomplete cure
increasing declines
increasingly little
incredibly common
incredibly dull
incredibly real
indifferently attentive
indirect communication
industrial Park
inexpensive car
inexpensive house
inexpensive medical care
information Superhighway
initial conclusion
initial results
initial retirement
innocent bureaucratic blunder
innocent Criminal
insane logic
insanely Normal
insomniac dreams
inside out
insincere thanks
instant classic
instant folk hero
intelligent fight
intelligent news coverage
intense apathy
intense disinterest
interest free loan
internal exile
intimate strangers
invisible ink
irate patient
ironwood

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journalistic integrity
joyful trouble
jumbo shrimp
jump start
junior senator
junk bonds
junk food
just war
justifiable genocide
justifiably paranoid

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known-covert operation
kosher ham

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lace-up loafers
ladies man
laid-back compulsive
lame skills
lamp shade
land developer
land development
large ant
larger half
last initial
lasting aid
least favorite
legal ethics
legal justice
legally drunk
legitimate conspiracy
legitimate politics
lemon lime
less is more
lesser evil
lesser good
liberal conservative
liberal fundamentalists
light armor
Light-Heavyweight
lightweight
light traffic
limited immunity
limited incursion
limited lifetime guarantee
limited freedom
LIMITED NUCLEAR WAR
linear curve
liquid crystal
liquid gas
liquid metal
liquid natural gas
liquid smoke
lite beer
literal interpretation
literary illiterates
little big
little big horn
little bit big
little deceptive
little giant
live recording
live television
living dead
living end
living fossil
local long distance
local network
locks on 7-11 stores which are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
LONERS CLUB
long and short of it
long brief (for lawyers)
long recess
long shorts
long sleeve t-shirt
loose knot
loose tights
loquacious librarian
loss prevention specialist
loud librarian
loud whisper
loud silence
love-hate relationship
lovers’ quarrel
low Altitude
low insurance rates
low tax
lower inflation
low-fat ice cream
low-intensity conflict
low-rise
loyal opposition
lucky stiff
luke-warm enthusiasm
luxury beer
luxury bus
LUXURY COMPACT

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macro-microorganism
mail delivery
major minority
male compassion
male lady bug
man child
managed competition
management action
management science
management style
management support
mandatory judgment
mandatory option
mandatory volunteerism
mannish woman
marijuana initiative
marketing strategy
martial law
mass customization
massively thin
master slave
maternity fashion
mature student
maxi thins
mean smile
meaningful nonsense
meaningful-overnight relationship
meatless meat
medium large
medium well
melted ice
mercy killing
metaphysics
micro-mainframe
Microsoft Works
Middle East
midnight sun
mighty weak
mild abrasive
mild cigar
mild interest
mild jalepeno
mild mannered reporter
mild PMS
mildly psychotic
militant pacifist
military accountability
military intelligence
military justice
military peace
military system
mini jumbo
minor crisis
minor disaster
minor miracle
misanthropic humanitarian
missing present
mobile home
mobile house
Mobil? station
modern history
modern maturity
modern tradition
modestly arrogant
modified-final judgement
monoglottal babble
Monopoly (mono - poly)
moral majority
morbid humor
more perfect
more unique
motorcycle safety
mournful optimist
moving target
mud bath
muscular Fat
mute sound
mutual differences
Mutually exclusive
my worst favorite

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nameless celebrity
nasty politeness
national medicare program
Native American
natural artifact
natural makeup
natural synthetic
near future
near miss
nearly complete
neat mess
neat office
necessary evil
negative gain
negative growth (economic recession)
negative Impact
negative momentum
neolithic (new stone age period
net security
neutral charge
never again
never generalize
new and improved
new antique (New Antiques arriving daily!)
new archeology
new classic
new routine
new tradition
new used cars
nice and sleazy
night light
noble savage
no comment
noiseless sound
noisy mime
non-alcoholic beer
non-alcoholic wine
non-dairy creamer
non-fat ice cream
non-profit organizations
non-stick glue
non-stick gum
non-stick velcro
non-stop flight
non-toxic bug spray
non-working mother
normal deviation
normal espionage
normal human
nothing much
now, then
nuclear defense
numb feeling
numbing sensation

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obedient defiance
objective morality
objective opinion
objective parent
objective rating
obscene art
obvious secret
obviously concealed
ocean shore
oddly appropriate
oddly natural
office park
old newborn
old news
one choice
one hundred percent chance
one hundred percent plus
one hundred and ten percent
one person crew
one size fits all
once again
only choice
open lock
open minded
open secret
open-book test
operating system (computer)
opposite attraction
orderly confusion
organized anarchy
organized chaos
organized committee
organized confusion
organized mess
original reprint
original copy
original reproduction
outer core
oven fried
oxymoron
oyster crackers

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paid volunteer
painless dentistry
paper tablecloth
paper towel
Paperless Office
parallel connection
park drive
PARTIAL CEASE-FIRE
partial conclusion
partial silence
partial success
partially completed
partially destroyed
partially organized
partly pregnant
passive aggression
passive challenge
passive confrontation
passively aggressive
passively tried
past prediction
patriotic militia
peace benefits
peace force
peace keeper missile
peace offensive
peace officer
peace riot
peaceful liberation
peaceful protests
Peace keeper Missile
Peacekeeping Force
peasant king
peer pressure
perfect idiot
perfect misfit
perfectly awful
perfectly normal
perfectly ridiculous
perfect screw-up
permanent guest host
permanent substitute
persistent ambivalence
personal computer
personalized form letter
pet fish
petty cash
pianoforte
pigeon’s milk
plain buttered bagels
planned exodus
planned serendipity
planned spontaneity
plastic flowers
plastic glasses
plastic Lemons
plastic silverware
plastic straw
plastic wood
player coach
player piano
pleasant hell
pleasantly confused
pleasing pain
police protection
polite salesman
politely insulting
political cooperation
political ethics
political leadership
political promise
political science
political solutions
political trust
politically correct
pool table
poor intelligence
poor rich kid
population control
positive resistance
positively negative
positively wrong
Post Modern
postal efficiency
postal service
pretty ugly
pot luck
powdered water
practical experience
practical joke
practical parenting
practice test
precision bombing
precious junk
precision thinking
predictably random
preliminary conclusion
premeditated spontaneity
presently gone
presidential promises
pretty bad
pretty disgusting
PREVENTABLE DEATH
previous history
priceless junk
prison life
private citizen
private e-mail
private public record
problem solved
pro-contra
procrastinate now
productivity committee
progressing backward
pronounced silence
proprietary standard
proud humility
psychiatric care
public secret
public service
pure 100% orange juice from concentrate
pure .999
pure evil
pure dirt
pure speculation

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qualified success
questionable answer
quick fix
quick reboot (computer)
quickly slowing down
quiet hurricanes
quiet loudspeaker
quiet noise
quiet revolution
quiet riot
quiet scream
quiet storm
quiet tirade
quiet yell

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R & D (research and development)
radical center
random logic (also fuzzy logic)
random order
randomly organized
random pattern
rapid transit
rare steak
rarely done
rational ravings
Reagan memoirs
real fantasy
real magic
real phony
real polyester
real potential
realistic fantasy
realistic liberal
realistic schedule
realistic simulation
reasonable attorney fees
reasonable fees
reasonable medical fees
reasonable pharmaceutical costs
Rebel Without a Cause
recent history
Recently new
reckless caution
recoilless rifle
recorded live
re-create
recreational burning
recycling dump
red licorice
regional pantheists
regular special
rehearsed improvisation
relative stranger
relative truth
religious tolerance
remotely obvious
removable sticker
renegade lawmakers
required donation
required elective
resident alien
resolute ambivalence
restless sleep
restrained grandparent
rich country, poor people
rising deficits
roaring silence
rock opera
rogue cop
rolling stop
roomy airline-coach seats
round corner
round edges
routine emergency
routine surgery
rubber bones
RUBBER CEMENT
rules of war
running idle
running in place
rush hour
rustic elegance
Russian economy

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sad clown
sad optimist
sad smile
sadly amused
sadly funny
safe and sane fireworks
safe bet
safe guns
safe investment
safe six
safe weapons
safety hazard
same difference
sanitary landfill
sanitary napkin
sanitary sewer
Savings & loan
scalding coolness
scheduled spontaneity
school system
school vacation
science fiction
scientific belief
scientific consensus
scientific creationism
scientific speculation
scottish danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
screaming in silence
screaming silence
scripted spontaneity
sea farming
seashore
second best
second initial
secret FBI files
secret rumor
secretarial science
sedate six
semi-boneless
semiprecious
semiprivate
semiprofessional
semiretired
senate ethics committee
senate intelligence committee
sensitive guy
serial monogamous
serious clown
serious comic
serious fun
serious humor
seriously funny
Service station
Severely killed
Shabby chic
shared monopoly
sharp Curve
short distance
short survey
short tall tales
shout in a whisper
shouting whispers
shyly pompous
sight unseen
silent alarm
silent applause
silent barber
silent cacophony
silent noise
silent scream
silent sound
silent speech
silent testimony
silent women
silent yell
simple calculus
simple computers
Simple Confusion
simple procedure
simple plan
simple technology
simply superb
sincere lie
sinfully good
single copy
single diversity (a type of wireless microphone)
single pair
single thought
singular relationship
sit up
sitting up
slave master
sleep vigorously
sleeper hit
slight exaggeration
slight hernia
slight surprise
slightly pregnant
slightly-used-dental floss
Slow and steady rush
slow children (as seen on a street sign)
slow jet
slow jog
slow speed
slow-motion explosion
slumber party
smart fool
small fortune
small giant
smaller half
smart bomb
smart dork
smart drugs
smart windows user
smokeless cigarette
snow-white tan
soaring down
sober drunk
social hermit
social outcast
social science
social security
socialist market economy
socialist worker
soft thunder
software documentation
software manual
solid rumor
solo concert
solo ensemble
somewhat awesome
somewhat destroyed
somewhat functional
somewhat legal
sound of silence
sound-filled silence
southern justice
soviet Union
spare rib
specialize in everything
Specifically vague
Spectator sport
speed bump
speed limit
spendthrift
splendidly dull
spoken thought
squared circle (wrestling term)
stable economic policies
Staged accident
stand down
stand fast
standard deviation
start stopping
static variable
state development
state worker
stationary bike
stationary orbit
stealth bomber
steel wool
still moving
still wind
stop action
straight angle
straight hook
straight-forward
Stripper’s dressing room subterfuge
strangely familiar
strategic withdrawal
strong decaf
structured C program
student athlete
student teacher
studious students
study break
study outside
stunted growth
stupid genius
subjective data
subtle exaggeration
subversive compliance
successful suicide
sugarless candy
suicide victim
summer school
sun shade
sun shower
supporting documentation
sure bet
sure fire tip
sure guess
sweet and sour
sweet pickle
sweet sorrow
sweet tart
Swiss steak
Swiss Army
synthetic natural gas
systematic chaos
systematic disorder
systematic variance

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talk show
talking mime
tame beast
tame cat
taped live
targeted spam
tax cut
tax return
tax simplification
tax-free
teacher union
tele-presence
Temporary finish
TEMPORARY TAX INCREASE
tense calm
tentative conclusion
terminal initialization
terribly enjoyable
terribly good
terribly nice
terribly pleased
terrific head Ache
Texas chic
thank God I’m an Atheist
thinking out loud
thinking out
THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
tight slacks
Thunderous Silence
timeless moment
tiny mountain
tiny tank
to infinity and beyond
toll free
tomorrow today
tomorrows’ headlines today
top floor
totalitarian democracy
totally partial
tough love
traditionally radical
traffic flow
tragic comedy
train schedule
tranquil fiesta
transient stability
traumatic bonding
tremendously small
troubled paradise
true counterfeit
true fiction
true gossip
true illusion
true lies
true story
truth in advertising
truthful tabloids
turbo diesel
turkey ham
turned up missing
twelve-ounce pound cake

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UN designated safe haven
unacceptable solution
unbelievably real
unbiased journalism
unbiased news report
unbiased opinion
unbiased predisposition
uncommonly common
uncommonly normal
uncontested divorce
uncrowned king
under abundance
understanding editors
understanding unix
undocumented report
unfunny joke
uninvited guest
Union workers
United Anarchist
United Nations
university funding
unique uniforms
unknown identity
unknown knowledge
upcoming downtrend
upside down
unrepeatable pleonasm
unsalted saltines
unspoken suggestion
unsung hero
unusual routine
unwelcome greetings
unwelcome recess
user friendly
usually unusual
usually spectacular

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valuable junk
vanilla fudge
veiled accusation
vegetarian meatball
venial sin
vices of our virtues
victimless crime
vigorously ignoring
violent agreement
virtual reality
voluntary taxes
voodoo science

Spoiler

waking dream
waiting patiently
waning crescent
war games
warm ice
waste management
weak muscle
wealthy professor
weapons of peace
weather forecaster
wedded bliss
weekday
well-preserved ruins
we’re alone
wheeled walker
white chocolate
white gold
white lie
white night
white rose
whole half
whole hemisphere
whole part
whole piece
whole percentage
wholesome
wilderness management
willful negligence
wind burn
windows NT (New Technology)
windows XP (Extra Performance)
wireless cable
wisdom of Congress
wise fool
withheld contribution
work party
working breakfast
working hobby
working lunch
working vacation

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xenophobic foreign secretary

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young advlt

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zero deficit
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 1:36 pm

Here's every thing I could find on short notice..

Spoiler
Spoiler

a fine mess
A little big
absolutely unsure
abundant poverty
accidentally on purpose
accurate estimate
accurate rumors
accurate stereotype
act naturally
active retirement
actual reenactment
acute apathy
acute dullness
advlt children
advanced beginner
affirmative action
agree to disagree
Airline Food
airline schedules
all alone
all natural artificial flavor
alone in a crowd
almost candid
almost done
almost exactly
almost pregnant
almost safe
alone together
amateur expert
amicable divorce
among the first
anticipating the unanticipated
anxious patient
apathetic interest
apathetically urged
Apple tech support
approximate solution
approximately equal
arms limitation
arrogant humility
artificial intelligence
assistant supervisor
astronomically small
authentic replica
authoritarian anarchy
awfully good
awfully nice
awfully pretty

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baby giant
baby grand (piano)
bad health
bad luck
balanced insanity
balding hair
baggy tights
bankrupt millionaire
barely dressed
battle ready
bureaucratic efficiencies
benevolent despot
benign neglect
better than new
beyond infinity
big baby
big detail
big sip
big town
bigger half
binging on moderation
bi-partisan cooperation
bird dog
birth control
bitter sweet
black light
blameless culprit
bland spice
blind eye
blind viewer
blue rose
blurry vision
boneless ribs
books on tape
border control
boring court jester
boring entertainment
born dead
boxing ring
brave politician
brave wimp
brief survey
bright night
bright rain
bright shade
brilliantly dull
budget deficit
bug-free software
build down
bull riding
buried alive
burning cold
business ethics
butthead

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cafeteria food
Calculated Error
calculated risk
calculated spontaneity
calm storm
calm winds
camping resort
canned fresh
casual chic
casual dress
casual formality
casual intimacy
casually concerned
catfish
cautiously optimistic
cavalier concern
center around
Central Intelligence Agency
centrally-planned economy
certain risk
certainly unsure
chaotic organization
cheap gas
cheerful pessimist
cheerfully cynical
cheerfully mournful
Cherokee Pioneer (name of U.S. car)
Chicken fajitas
childproof
chilling fever
Christian militia
CIA cooperation
civil disobedience
civil service
civil strife
Civil War
classic new homes
clean air
clean boy
clean coal
clean dirt
clean kill
clean litter
clean oil
clear as mud
clearly ambiguous
clearly confused
clearly misunderstood
clever fool
click the start button to shut down
climb down
clogged drain
close distance
cluster bomb
co-ed fraternity
co-ed sorority
cold fever
cold hotdog
cold sweat
cold toast
collective liberty
colorless kaleidoscope
combative apology
comedic tragedy
comfortable bra
comfortable neckbrace
comfortable tights
committed schedule
committee decision
committee schedule
common abnormality
common courtesy
common sense
common phenomenon
comparatively unique
compassionate Conservative
compassionate editor
compassionate management
complete separation
completed research
completely destroyed
completely educated
completely succinct
completely unfinished
component parts
compulsory volunteers
conciliation court
concrete pad
confident fear
congressional accountability
congressional action
congressional cooperation
congressional Ethics
congressional oversight
congressional responsibility
congressional wisdom
conscripted volunteer
conservative liberal
considerate boss
consistent discrepancies
consistent uncertainties
consistently inconsistent
conspicuously absent
constant change
constant infrequent
constant variable
constructive ambiguity
constructive attitude
constructive criticism
constructive negativity
continuing resolution
contra aid
contra assistance
controlled enthusiasm
controlled chaos
controlled skeptic
controlled-market economy
convenience store
conventional wisdom
convergent evolution
corporate conscience
corporate Culture
corporate ethics
corporate family
corporate planning
correctional institution
council action
countless numbers
country music
cowardly lion
crash landing
creation science
creative destruction
criminal cop
criminal justice
criminal system
crisis management
critical acclaim
cruel kindness
current history
curved line
customer satisfaction
customer service

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daily special
dangerously safe
dark day
dark light
dark star
dark victory
dead livestock
dead right
debugged program
defensive strike
Deficit Spending
definite maybe
degradable plastic
deliberate mistake
deliberate speed
deliberately thoughtless
delicious torment
demanding patient
democratic leadership
department of interior (responsible for everything outside)
deregulation law
designer beer
designer jeans
desktop publishing
detailed summary
devilish angel
devout atheist
diet ice cream
different pattern
diligent sloth
diminished confidence
diminishing growth
diminutive giants
dim light
dimwit
dining hall food
direct circumvention
disaster preparedness
disciplined gluttony
discretionary rules
disposable income
disposable products with a lifetime guarantee
distant relative
divided unity
divorce court
dodge ram
doing nothing
dollar value
domestic bliss
domestic cooperation
domestic violence
doorstop
double solitaire
doubting believers
drawing a blank
dress pants
dressy casual
driving pleasure
droning Silence
dry creek
dry humor
dry ice
dry lake
dry martini
dry pond
dry snow
dry wine
dull acupuncturists
dull knife
dull needle
dull roar
dull shine
dying is a part of life
dynamic monotone
dynamic stability

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easy labor (childbirth)
easy payments
easy problem
easy task
easy to follow directions
economic forecast
economic reform
economic stability
educated guess
educational television
elected king
elementary calculus
elevated subway
elite rabble
eloquent silence
energetic exhaustion
enough time
enormously small
entertaining sermon
enthusiastic indifference
environmentalist bumper sticker
equally diverse
equal opportunity
ergonomic keyboard
escaped inmate
eschew obfuscation
essential luxury
essential service
eternal life
ethical hackers
ethnic cleansing
evaporated milk
even odds
exact estimate
executive assistant
executive secretary
expected serendipity
expected surprise
Expect the unexpected
explicit innuendo
explicitly ambiguous
express bus
express line
express mail
express ways
expressive silence
extended deadline
extensive briefing
extinct life form
extra oridanary
extra money
extra time
extremely average
extremely bland
extremely neutral
eyes wide shut

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faculty cooperation
faculty understanding
fail safe
fair reporting
fair trial
fairly Accurate
fairly explicit
fairly obvious
false fact
false hope
family entertainment
family vacation
famous-anonymous
farewell reception
fast idle
fast snail
fast turtle
fast walk
fast-mail service
fatally injured
fat-free cream cheese
faultily faultless
fearful bravery
federal budget
fiber glass
fictional truth
fictional reality
fiery ice
fighting for peace
filing system
final conclusion
final version
finally again
fire water
firm estimate
firm maybe
firm pillow
first annual
first conclusions
first deadline
first-strike defense
fish farm
flat-busted
flexible ethics
floating to the bottom
flood control
floppy disk
flurry of inactivity
flying fish
foolproof instructions
foreign national
forgotten memories
former native
forward back
FORWARD LATERAL
found missing
free credit
free election
free gift
free labor
Free Purchase
free society
free trade agreement
free with purchase
freezer Burn
fresh cheese
fresh dried fruit
Fresh from Concentrate
fresh prunes
fresh raisins
fresh sour cream
fresh yogurt
fresh-frozen
freezer burn
fried roast
friendly argument
friendly competitor
friendly divorce
friendly enemy
friendly fights
friendly fire
friendly suit (legal)
friendly takeover
friendly war
frightening comfort
front end
frozen food
frugal gourmet
full service
full-time hobby
full vacuum (as in a vacuum cleaner that needs a new bag)
functional illiterate
funky white guy
future history
fuzzy logic

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gargantuan lilliputian
gentle turbulence
gentleman bandit
genuine imitation
genuine(ly) fake
genuine-imitation leather
giant dwarf
gigantic microorganism
girly man
glacier-like rapidity
global village
go ahead, back up
golf fashion
gold silverware
going nowhere
good beating
good cigar
good clean fun
good garbage
good grief
good junk
good lawyer
good profanity
gourmet fast food
gourmet hamburger
gourmet pizza
gourmet sandwich
government aid
government assistance
government integrity
government initiative
government intelligence
government organization
governmental efficiency
Graqe Nuts
graphite irons
great depression
greater evil
green blackberries
green manufacturing
green oranges
gregarious recluse
grotesque beauty
grounded airplane
group of individuals
growing small
guaranteed forecast
guest host
gunboat diplomacy

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half dead
half dressed
half empty
half full
half naked
half true
halfway done
ham steak
handgun safety
happy apathy
happy demise
happy fault
hard curve
hard cushion
hard liquor
harmless abuse
harmless crime
harmless pollution
harmless sin
harmonious discord
hasten slowly
head butt
healthy chocolate
healthy city environment
heavy gas
highly visible covert operation
hilarious funeral
history of the future
hollow point
holy hell
holy war
home office
homework
honest convict
honest crook
honest graft
honest insurance companies
honest liar
honest politician
hopelessly optimistic
horribly decent
hot chili
Hot Ice / Icy Hot
house boat
House Ethics Committee
huge market niche
huge shortage
human robot
humane robotics
humanitarian invasion
hypothetical situations

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icy hot
idly laborious
ignorant professor
ill fortune
ill health
immigration control
impatient patient
important trivia
inarticulate writer
incomplete cure
increasing declines
increasingly little
incredibly common
incredibly dull
incredibly real
indifferently attentive
indirect communication
industrial Park
inexpensive car
inexpensive house
inexpensive medical care
information Superhighway
initial conclusion
initial results
initial retirement
innocent bureaucratic blunder
innocent Criminal
insane logic
insanely Normal
insomniac dreams
inside out
insincere thanks
instant classic
instant folk hero
intelligent fight
intelligent news coverage
intense apathy
intense disinterest
interest free loan
internal exile
intimate strangers
invisible ink
irate patient
ironwood

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journalistic integrity
joyful trouble
jumbo shrimp
jump start
junior senator
junk bonds
junk food
just war
justifiable genocide
justifiably paranoid

Spoiler

known-covert operation
kosher ham

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lace-up loafers
ladies man
laid-back compulsive
lame skills
lamp shade
land developer
land development
large ant
larger half
last initial
lasting aid
least favorite
legal ethics
legal justice
legally drunk
legitimate conspiracy
legitimate politics
lemon lime
less is more
lesser evil
lesser good
liberal conservative
liberal fundamentalists
light armor
Light-Heavyweight
lightweight
light traffic
limited immunity
limited incursion
limited lifetime guarantee
limited freedom
LIMITED NUCLEAR WAR
linear curve
liquid crystal
liquid gas
liquid metal
liquid natural gas
liquid smoke
lite beer
literal interpretation
literary illiterates
little big
little big horn
little bit big
little deceptive
little giant
live recording
live television
living dead
living end
living fossil
local long distance
local network
locks on 7-11 stores which are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
LONERS CLUB
long and short of it
long brief (for lawyers)
long recess
long shorts
long sleeve t-shirt
loose knot
loose tights
loquacious librarian
loss prevention specialist
loud librarian
loud whisper
loud silence
love-hate relationship
lovers’ quarrel
low Altitude
low insurance rates
low tax
lower inflation
low-fat ice cream
low-intensity conflict
low-rise
loyal opposition
lucky stiff
luke-warm enthusiasm
luxury beer
luxury bus
LUXURY COMPACT

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macro-microorganism
mail delivery
major minority
male compassion
male lady bug
man child
managed competition
management action
management science
management style
management support
mandatory judgment
mandatory option
mandatory volunteerism
mannish woman
marijuana initiative
marketing strategy
martial law
mass customization
massively thin
master slave
maternity fashion
mature student
maxi thins
mean smile
meaningful nonsense
meaningful-overnight relationship
meatless meat
medium large
medium well
melted ice
mercy killing
metaphysics
micro-mainframe
Microsoft Works
Middle East
midnight sun
mighty weak
mild abrasive
mild cigar
mild interest
mild jalepeno
mild mannered reporter
mild PMS
mildly psychotic
militant pacifist
military accountability
military intelligence
military justice
military peace
military system
mini jumbo
minor crisis
minor disaster
minor miracle
misanthropic humanitarian
missing present
mobile home
mobile house
Mobil? station
modern history
modern maturity
modern tradition
modestly arrogant
modified-final judgement
monoglottal babble
Monopoly (mono - poly)
moral majority
morbid humor
more perfect
more unique
motorcycle safety
mournful optimist
moving target
mud bath
muscular Fat
mute sound
mutual differences
Mutually exclusive
my worst favorite

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nameless celebrity
nasty politeness
national medicare program
Native American
natural artifact
natural makeup
natural synthetic
near future
near miss
nearly complete
neat mess
neat office
necessary evil
negative gain
negative growth (economic recession)
negative Impact
negative momentum
neolithic (new stone age period
net security
neutral charge
never again
never generalize
new and improved
new antique (New Antiques arriving daily!)
new archeology
new classic
new routine
new tradition
new used cars
nice and sleazy
night light
noble savage
no comment
noiseless sound
noisy mime
non-alcoholic beer
non-alcoholic wine
non-dairy creamer
non-fat ice cream
non-profit organizations
non-stick glue
non-stick gum
non-stick velcro
non-stop flight
non-toxic bug spray
non-working mother
normal deviation
normal espionage
normal human
nothing much
now, then
nuclear defense
numb feeling
numbing sensation

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obedient defiance
objective morality
objective opinion
objective parent
objective rating
obscene art
obvious secret
obviously concealed
ocean shore
oddly appropriate
oddly natural
office park
old newborn
old news
one choice
one hundred percent chance
one hundred percent plus
one hundred and ten percent
one person crew
one size fits all
once again
only choice
open lock
open minded
open secret
open-book test
operating system (computer)
opposite attraction
orderly confusion
organized anarchy
organized chaos
organized committee
organized confusion
organized mess
original reprint
original copy
original reproduction
outer core
oven fried
oxymoron
oyster crackers

Spoiler

paid volunteer
painless dentistry
paper tablecloth
paper towel
Paperless Office
parallel connection
park drive
PARTIAL CEASE-FIRE
partial conclusion
partial silence
partial success
partially completed
partially destroyed
partially organized
partly pregnant
passive aggression
passive challenge
passive confrontation
passively aggressive
passively tried
past prediction
patriotic militia
peace benefits
peace force
peace keeper missile
peace offensive
peace officer
peace riot
peaceful liberation
peaceful protests
Peace keeper Missile
Peacekeeping Force
peasant king
peer pressure
perfect idiot
perfect misfit
perfectly awful
perfectly normal
perfectly ridiculous
perfect screw-up
permanent guest host
permanent substitute
persistent ambivalence
personal computer
personalized form letter
pet fish
petty cash
pianoforte
pigeon’s milk
plain buttered bagels
planned exodus
planned serendipity
planned spontaneity
plastic flowers
plastic glasses
plastic Lemons
plastic silverware
plastic straw
plastic wood
player coach
player piano
pleasant hell
pleasantly confused
pleasing pain
police protection
polite salesman
politely insulting
political cooperation
political ethics
political leadership
political promise
political science
political solutions
political trust
politically correct
pool table
poor intelligence
poor rich kid
population control
positive resistance
positively negative
positively wrong
Post Modern
postal efficiency
postal service
pretty ugly
pot luck
powdered water
practical experience
practical joke
practical parenting
practice test
precision bombing
precious junk
precision thinking
predictably random
preliminary conclusion
premeditated spontaneity
presently gone
presidential promises
pretty bad
pretty disgusting
PREVENTABLE DEATH
previous history
priceless junk
prison life
private citizen
private e-mail
private public record
problem solved
pro-contra
procrastinate now
productivity committee
progressing backward
pronounced silence
proprietary standard
proud humility
psychiatric care
public secret
public service
pure 100% orange juice from concentrate
pure .999
pure evil
pure dirt
pure speculation

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qualified success
questionable answer
quick fix
quick reboot (computer)
quickly slowing down
quiet hurricanes
quiet loudspeaker
quiet noise
quiet revolution
quiet riot
quiet scream
quiet storm
quiet tirade
quiet yell

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R & D (research and development)
radical center
random logic (also fuzzy logic)
random order
randomly organized
random pattern
rapid transit
rare steak
rarely done
rational ravings
Reagan memoirs
real fantasy
real magic
real phony
real polyester
real potential
realistic fantasy
realistic liberal
realistic schedule
realistic simulation
reasonable attorney fees
reasonable fees
reasonable medical fees
reasonable pharmaceutical costs
Rebel Without a Cause
recent history
Recently new
reckless caution
recoilless rifle
recorded live
re-create
recreational burning
recycling dump
red licorice
regional pantheists
regular special
rehearsed improvisation
relative stranger
relative truth
religious tolerance
remotely obvious
removable sticker
renegade lawmakers
required donation
required elective
resident alien
resolute ambivalence
restless sleep
restrained grandparent
rich country, poor people
rising deficits
roaring silence
rock opera
rogue cop
rolling stop
roomy airline-coach seats
round corner
round edges
routine emergency
routine surgery
rubber bones
RUBBER CEMENT
rules of war
running idle
running in place
rush hour
rustic elegance
Russian economy

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sad clown
sad optimist
sad smile
sadly amused
sadly funny
safe and sane fireworks
safe bet
safe guns
safe investment
safe six
safe weapons
safety hazard
same difference
sanitary landfill
sanitary napkin
sanitary sewer
Savings & loan
scalding coolness
scheduled spontaneity
school system
school vacation
science fiction
scientific belief
scientific consensus
scientific creationism
scientific speculation
scottish danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
screaming in silence
screaming silence
scripted spontaneity
sea farming
seashore
second best
second initial
secret FBI files
secret rumor
secretarial science
sedate six
semi-boneless
semiprecious
semiprivate
semiprofessional
semiretired
senate ethics committee
senate intelligence committee
sensitive guy
serial monogamous
serious clown
serious comic
serious fun
serious humor
seriously funny
Service station
Severely killed
Shabby chic
shared monopoly
sharp Curve
short distance
short survey
short tall tales
shout in a whisper
shouting whispers
shyly pompous
sight unseen
silent alarm
silent applause
silent barber
silent cacophony
silent noise
silent scream
silent sound
silent speech
silent testimony
silent women
silent yell
simple calculus
simple computers
Simple Confusion
simple procedure
simple plan
simple technology
simply superb
sincere lie
sinfully good
single copy
single diversity (a type of wireless microphone)
single pair
single thought
singular relationship
sit up
sitting up
slave master
sleep vigorously
sleeper hit
slight exaggeration
slight hernia
slight surprise
slightly pregnant
slightly-used-dental floss
Slow and steady rush
slow children (as seen on a street sign)
slow jet
slow jog
slow speed
slow-motion explosion
slumber party
smart fool
small fortune
small giant
smaller half
smart bomb
smart dork
smart drugs
smart windows user
smokeless cigarette
snow-white tan
soaring down
sober drunk
social hermit
social outcast
social science
social security
socialist market economy
socialist worker
soft thunder
software documentation
software manual
solid rumor
solo concert
solo ensemble
somewhat awesome
somewhat destroyed
somewhat functional
somewhat legal
sound of silence
sound-filled silence
southern justice
soviet Union
spare rib
specialize in everything
Specifically vague
Spectator sport
speed bump
speed limit
spendthrift
splendidly dull
spoken thought
squared circle (wrestling term)
stable economic policies
Staged accident
stand down
stand fast
standard deviation
start stopping
static variable
state development
state worker
stationary bike
stationary orbit
stealth bomber
steel wool
still moving
still wind
stop action
straight angle
straight hook
straight-forward
Stripper’s dressing room subterfuge
strangely familiar
strategic withdrawal
strong decaf
structured C program
student athlete
student teacher
studious students
study break
study outside
stunted growth
stupid genius
subjective data
subtle exaggeration
subversive compliance
successful suicide
sugarless candy
suicide victim
summer school
sun shade
sun shower
supporting documentation
sure bet
sure fire tip
sure guess
sweet and sour
sweet pickle
sweet sorrow
sweet tart
Swiss steak
Swiss Army
synthetic natural gas
systematic chaos
systematic disorder
systematic variance

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talk show
talking mime
tame beast
tame cat
taped live
targeted spam
tax cut
tax return
tax simplification
tax-free
teacher union
tele-presence
Temporary finish
TEMPORARY TAX INCREASE
tense calm
tentative conclusion
terminal initialization
terribly enjoyable
terribly good
terribly nice
terribly pleased
terrific head Ache
Texas chic
thank God I’m an Atheist
thinking out loud
thinking out
THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
tight slacks
Thunderous Silence
timeless moment
tiny mountain
tiny tank
to infinity and beyond
toll free
tomorrow today
tomorrows’ headlines today
top floor
totalitarian democracy
totally partial
tough love
traditionally radical
traffic flow
tragic comedy
train schedule
tranquil fiesta
transient stability
traumatic bonding
tremendously small
troubled paradise
true counterfeit
true fiction
true gossip
true illusion
true lies
true story
truth in advertising
truthful tabloids
turbo diesel
turkey ham
turned up missing
twelve-ounce pound cake

Spoiler

UN designated safe haven
unacceptable solution
unbelievably real
unbiased journalism
unbiased news report
unbiased opinion
unbiased predisposition
uncommonly common
uncommonly normal
uncontested divorce
uncrowned king
under abundance
understanding editors
understanding unix
undocumented report
unfunny joke
uninvited guest
Union workers
United Anarchist
United Nations
university funding
unique uniforms
unknown identity
unknown knowledge
upcoming downtrend
upside down
unrepeatable pleonasm
unsalted saltines
unspoken suggestion
unsung hero
unusual routine
unwelcome greetings
unwelcome recess
user friendly
usually unusual
usually spectacular

Spoiler

valuable junk
vanilla fudge
veiled accusation
vegetarian meatball
venial sin
vices of our virtues
victimless crime
vigorously ignoring
violent agreement
virtual reality
voluntary taxes
voodoo science

Spoiler

waking dream
waiting patiently
waning crescent
war games
warm ice
waste management
weak muscle
wealthy professor
weapons of peace
weather forecaster
wedded bliss
weekday
well-preserved ruins
we’re alone
wheeled walker
white chocolate
white gold
white lie
white night
white rose
whole half
whole hemisphere
whole part
whole piece
whole percentage
wholesome
wilderness management
willful negligence
wind burn
windows NT (New Technology)
windows XP (Extra Performance)
wireless cable
wisdom of Congress
wise fool
withheld contribution
work party
working breakfast
working hobby
working lunch
working vacation

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xenophobic foreign secretary

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young advlt

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zero deficit
Hey, what about the ever popular military maneuver of advancing to the rear? :P
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Miss Hayley
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 3:36 pm

Stand down!
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Laura Shipley
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 1:58 am

Hey, what about the ever popular military maneuver of advancing to the rear? :tongue:
I thought I covered that with military intelligence? :hehe:
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Steve Bates
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 11:31 am

Favorite one that I came up with a while ago (Inspired by Catch-22):

I'll live forever or die trying
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Red Sauce
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 8:29 pm

This came to my mind during shower today. I was imagining a scene where I was trying to rescue someone who was about to commit suicide.

ACS: I have tasted everything in this life, except death.
Me: But why? Death is a bad thing. Death would be the last thing I wanna taste in this life.
ACS:....
Me....
ACS: QED

What is this? Pun? Irony? Oxymoron? I'm not sure. Funnily this thread is now here for me to ask it because I was begging for an opportunity to ask it all day. :P
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Lexy Dick
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 10:37 pm

Andy didn't even address the OP. What's your favorite?
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CSar L
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:41 pm

Original Copy-fav
-others
Driving in a parkway
Parking in a driveway
Ridiculously bland
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Czar Kahchi
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 3:14 am

I have a few:

Genuine Fake/Authentic Imitation

Militant Pacifist (my personal favorite)

Original Copy (second favorite)

Irregular Pattern

Fairly Unique

Dark Light

Living Dead

Living Fossil

Grounded Flight

True Lie - interestingly enough, this one can exist: "This statement is a lie."
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jeremey wisor
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 10:38 pm

Andy didn't even address the OP. What's your favorite?
All of them! :banana:



:P
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El Khatiri
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 2:56 pm

"Oxymoron".
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Jerry Cox
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 4:14 pm

extraordinary.

I mean, since when is more plain something great? I didn't realize theconnection until I was complimenting my prom date :blush:


yes I know "extra" means "outside"
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Becky Palmer
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 9:30 pm

The one I use everyday, or at least I did; "I was sitting running about"
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YO MAma
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:24 pm

extraordinary.

I mean, since when is more plain something great? I didn't realize theconnection until I was complimenting my prom date :blush:
That one has always bothered me lol.

Good grief always makes me chuckle when I hear it.
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kat no x
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 9:10 pm

Conservapedia - the Trustworthy Encyclopedia
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Dezzeh
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 12:44 pm

"I'm not a racist but..." always followed by something racist.
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Isabel Ruiz
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 11:08 am

"I'm not a racist but..." always followed by something racist.
..I sure does hate foreign food.



:banana:
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Stephanie Kemp
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 11:57 pm

European and Gay
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Mrs shelly Sugarplum
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 10:00 pm

Jumbo shrimp
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Sxc-Mary
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 7:02 pm

Jumbo shrimp FTW.
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biiibi
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:59 pm

Courtesy of the great Yogi Berra: "It gets late early out here."
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Love iz not
 
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