For me, it was with my new argonian. Made him like Rash from battletoads, set the difficulty to master.

Was messing around in Riverwood, and then I killed a chicken.
Alvor then comes running up to me, and my character stumbles a bit.

Next thing I know? I get a warhammer to the face.

Funniest part about it? Alvor looks at my corpse, and says that well known line.

"Take what you need my friend. Within reason, of course.

high elf mage, just got out of helgin, walked to falkreath, didn't know about the spriggin in the ruin on the road...got mauled, didn't have the heart to reload an autosave...guess thats not funny

Nudged off a mountain by a certain obnoxious canine.

hmm, so many...

Walking up to a giant.
"Hi!! How are yo-"
SMASH!!!
Then Crystal is road kill. he he he...