» Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:16 pm
I just bought the game on steam and i already regret it since steam won't give refunds.
So, i start the game and immediately this long, boring and UNSKIPPABLE cinematic start playing. After it's finally over and i get to walk around, i have to do some [censored] "test" where i'm forced to look up and down. Once i finally get outside, i of course want to save my game to avoid having to do all that [censored] once more, so i press F5 and actually have to wait for several seconds while this spinning [censored] appears on my screen to taunt me for being stupid enough to think this was actually a PC game i bought. This of course happens every time i press F5 in this game.
Moving on; i go down the road and some old man tells me to enter his car, "[censored] him", i think. I know better than to just jump into a strangers car, so i walk away, going uphill. Out of [censored] nowhere, something shoots me and the game reloads. "Okay, fine" i think while walking up to the car and press E to enter. Now my character spends a small [censored] eternity climbing into the car, making me- the player, sit around and do nothing while waiting for his clumsy ass.
Now i'm on the road with this guy i don't know, and don't care to know, listening to his blabbering while i once again do nothing at all-- wait, that's a lie. I actually focused intensely on his stretching metal shoulder plate, wanting to shout out "metal doesn't behave like that!" for the entirety of the ride. Now i find myself in a garage and the first thing that comes to mind is "MY GOD, that is UGLY! did they texture a pipe directly onto the wall?!". Of course that's just graphics, no biggie, right? But the fact that it stands out so much is still bad.
Anyways, i walk into the house and the guy starts talking again, "blah blah blah bandits blah" what interests me though is the shiny gun on the table, WHICH I CANNOT PICK UP! After talking to him four times I'm finally allowed to pick up the gun, and the first thing i want to do is of course shoot the guy, and so i do but absolutely nothing happens, which is just disappointing. Wanting to test my weapon on something, i start shooting at the old worn out windows... WHICH ARE BULLET PROOF?! What the [censored]? 6 years in development and they couldn't make breakable glass? It's not like I'm demanding it to shatter and fall all over the floor, but a small dent would sure be nice. The whole environment feels dead, and so is this game to me.
Oh, i almost forgot to mention how bad the controls are.
Looking around with the mouse feels sluggish, as if hardware acceleration is on, which it probably is. Of course, i can't turn it off because the game hardly has any settings for me to tweak.
Instead of mapping stuff to buttons, you get this stupid little wheel which holds a maximum of four lousy weapons.
RAGE is a very appropriate title for this game, because it is exactly what i do during every single moment of it.