In the all new Splinter Cell game, which is about fighting black people on a list, Christian Bale will be providing great voice acting for the most unorganized trailers that lack any gameplay. He will shout great lines, such as "YOU CAN'T STOP THE BLACK LIST!!!" and "GRENADE!!!!!"
I personally want Ubisoft to announce a game about urination control, so that I may obtain the perfect piss rate.
I'll bet 25% of my warning level on this forum that this lady has never seen a Jaguar in her life.