Adoption (Spoiler Alert) : V - Skyrim

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:59 am

Can we adopt Aventus Aretino??

That would be some very interesting conversations at the diner table.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:35 pm

I am guessing no Khajiit or Argonian children? I feel Bethesda is a little racist against the beast races...

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:35 pm

That would be some very interesting conversation at the diner table.

So dad, how goes it with the dark brotherhood? Any good contracts lately? I see the emperor was assassinated, looked like your handiwork to me...... I wanna join up when I grow up, and be a ruthless, paid killer just like you Dad......

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:40 pm

So dad, how goes it with the stormcloaks? Any good fights lately? I see Tullius was owned, looked like your handiwork to me...... I wanna join up when I grow up, and be a ruthless, viking badass just like you Dad......

Fixed

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:07 pm

Bethesda, you're torturing me! I need this DLC!

That is exactly how I feel.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:02 pm

So dad, how goes it with the Companions? Any good fights lately? I see you have been fetching the mead around Jorrvaskr, looked like your handiwork to me...... I wanna join up when I grow up, and be a mead fetching milk drinker just like you Dad......

Father, I am disappoint.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:17 pm

My...My child is a [censored]. She is walking around without any clothes on.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:14 pm

They usually outgrow that around age 2.

I'm disappointed about Aventus. I'd think he'd be adoptable. Well, maybe he'll be added next patch. After all, he is definitely an orphan.

QUOTE: The house carl for Falkreath is badass. She's a redguard with the alik'r head gear, and she dual wields scimitars. She has four on her, so you can take the second set.

I think I know who Tiberius is gonna marry...

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:16 pm

They usually outgrow that around age 2.

I'm disappointed about Aventus. I'd think he'd be adoptable. Well, maybe he'll be added next patch. After all, he is definitely an orphan.

QUOTE: The house carl for Falkreath is badass. She's a redguard with the alik'r head gear, and she dual wields scimitars. She has four on her, so you can take the second set.

I think I know who Tiberius is gonna marry...

She's not the best looking redguard....

» Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:39 am

Breton and Imperials as well.

No redguard children? :sadvaultboy:

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:35 pm

No redguard children? :sadvaultboy:

So far I havent seen any. Lol, racist! jk

» Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:58 am

Breton and Imperials as well.

They all look the same. I'm an Argonian gosh darnit! I want Lizard children!

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:08 pm

Maybe there's a reason for no Argonian kids. Maybe Argonians are ectothermic until they reach maturity. Or they don't develop lungs.

But it's odd that there are no Dunmer. Maybe there'll be a Morrowind DLC, and we'll see some then.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:41 pm

Maybe there's a reason for no Argonian kids. Maybe Argonians are ectothermic until they reach maturity. Or they don't develop lungs.

But it's odd that there are no Dunmer. Maybe there'll be a Morrowind DLC, and we'll see some then.

But Argonian's can give birth through eggs if need be. Chilling out or. Warming up with the eggs should keep them warm enough for birth. And Argonian's are more closely related to tree's then lizards. They're people of the root. Though being ectothermic is possible.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:07 pm

And Argonian's are more closely related to tree's then lizards.

What's next Bethesda, a race that is more closely related to a rock?

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:07 pm

What's next Bethesda, a race that is more closely related to a rock?

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Argonian Saxheel. People of the root.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:16 pm

There is a redguard kid, in Markarth, but she already has parents

We'll have to fix that....

Dovahkin: Samuel do your chores.

Samuel: But I don't want to.

Dovahkin: :stare:

Samuel...

Now I know why Bethesda didn't add child killing/abuse in Skyrim.

That would bring verbal abuse to a whole new level.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:42 pm

Too bad every kid in my game is glitched naked. Hearthfire is as buggy as hell. I don't wan't to have clothless kids in my house.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:15 pm

Too bad every kid in my game is glitched naked. Hearthfire is as buggy as hell. I don't wan't to have clothless kids in my house.

I can't imagine that goes over to well with the guards, and it must be kind of hard to explain that to them.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:50 pm

Too bad every kid in my game is glitched naked. Hearthfire is as buggy as hell. I don't wan't to have clothless kids in my house.

Thats unfortunate. I have no bugs so far.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:35 pm

What's next Bethesda, a race that is more closely related to a rock?

Orcs. They have about the same IQ as a rock...

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:09 pm

Disappointed there are no elven children. I can sort of understand no beast children even though they should have had them too.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:10 pm

I really wanted to adopt Aventus Aretino and Babette as my two children, but no such luck.

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:10 pm

Too bad every kid in my game is glitched naked. Hearthfire is as buggy as hell. I don't wan't to have clothless kids in my house.

I thought it wasn't possible for children to be naked (or even loincloth-clad) in Skyrim. They're supposed to be non-killable and non-pickpocketable. Matter of fact, I thought it was impossible to change their clothes period, since you can'r reverse-pickpocket them, or share items with them. And only one that you can buy stuff from (Babette, technically not a child).

» Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:42 pm

Disappointed there are no elven children. I can sort of understand no beast children even though they should have had them too.

That's very disappointing to hear. It was the only thing I was really hoping for from this.