New Years Resolution: Take college more seriously.
Try a shock collar and give your professors the remote
then set up cameras in your dorm, and when you slack off have a professor shock you
My professor in college would call me and say "No more games get to studying"
and he would call 30 minutes later and ask me a random question about what i was suppose to study for, if i answered them all right throughout the year he would feed me for a day
anywhere i wanted
rofl I had him for my last two years of college and he's why i made A's and B's