Bacon shortage : Othor Games

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:45 pm

We have our hordes of pigs genetically engineered ot die off should Canada be compromised. Your move to secure cheap bacon would only result in the total loss of all pigs within out borders further desending the world into shortage. WW3 follows.

Is the death of just a few Canadian pig farmers really worth the destruction of your most valuable resource?

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:14 pm

Finally, now maybe you guys will lose some of that extra weight. :shifty:

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:44 pm

Is the death of just a few Canadian pig farmers really worth the destruction of your most valuable resource?

It's just MAD :wink:

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EDIT: Who else originally entered this topic expecting it to be about (yet another) movie remake?

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:05 pm

The signs are clear, the Prophecies are being fulfilled. The Liber Baconatis predicted these events. With the culling of the pigs, war shall rage throughout the Crucible of Life. The Baconite pillars will shatter without the pigs to maintain harmony, and the Maw of Tenebrae shall open with the final setting of the Sun.

The Prophecies are clear, there is only one hope for us. We must find the ancient city of Suinae, and obtain from it the secret to everlasting bacon.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:28 pm

*Shudder*

Wasn't there a Canadian farmer,whom was a serial killer,that fed his victims to his pigs,and then fed his pigs to his neighbors?

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:54 pm

*Shudder*

Wasn't there a Canadian farmer,whom was a serial killer,that fed his victims to his pigs,and then fed his pigs to his neighbors?

I'm certain you've eaten a pig that's eaten much worse than just a few humans.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:51 pm

Finally, now maybe you guys will lose some of that extra weight. :shifty:

Tch, I only eat fat free bacon.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:08 pm

Finally, now maybe you guys will lose some of that extra weight. :shifty:

Be fat be happy don't like it look else where

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» Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:26 pm

Well theres still pork chops and ham to enjoy

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:34 pm

pork chops to enjoy :biggrin:

Mmmmmm---Pork Chops----Gallalallalalalahhhh :drool:

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» Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:23 pm

Sausages > bacon.

Shut up Kraut.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:00 pm

I'm certain you've eaten a pig that's eaten much worse than just a few humans.

Modern agro-science does so much worse.

They add DNA where they think it will help and there is a fine line.Not to mention how they feed them anti-biotics that actuallly helps cross species spread of disease.It's disgusting.Next time you eat a piece of pork understand that it has been modified with human DNA.Its like cannibilsm by association.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:56 pm

Tch, I only eat fat free bacon.

Likewise, or I cut the fat off it. I once accidentally swallowed a whole long strip of fat it got stuck in me throat. Bacon fat is less tasty once you've had to pull a long piece out your throat.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:34 pm

Modern agro-science does so much worse.

They add DNA where they think it will help and there is a fine line.Not to mention how they feed them anti-biotics that actuallly helps cross species spread of disease.It's disgusting.Next time you eat a piece of pork understand that it has been modified with human DNA.Its like cannibilsm by association.

Well then I guess it's a good thing I prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon any day of the year.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:18 pm

*Shudder*

Wasn't there a Canadian farmer,whom was a serial killer,that fed his victims to his pigs,and then fed his pigs to his neighbors?

"I know a bloke who knows a bloke who owns a pig farm..."

(Anyone know which movie that's from?)

EDIT: It's just occurred to me: If you like affordable bacon, encourage vegetarianism

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» Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:45 pm

EDIT: It's just occurred to me: If you like affordable bacon, encourage vegetarianism :tongue:

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Or eat your fellow bacon lovers. Human is supposed to taste a lot like pig.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:02 pm

I don't even eat bacon.

Your panic amuses me though.
Please continue.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:14 am

If bacon is running out, I'm predicting the end of Man Vs Food.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:30 am

Should we genetically enhance them with FEV?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/07/freakishly-large-pig.jpg bud.. :smile:

Wait.... that would make war pigs....

*sings Black Sabbath shamelessly

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:56 am

Well... crap.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:15 am

Bacon svcks, and I know I'll probably come off as a heretic. Not too fond of pig meat in general.

Let us use this opportunity to fight overweight and obesity instead!

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:08 pm

It's so hard to raise pigs these days. They're getting so picky on what they eat!

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:00 pm

I love you, forgive me mom, goodbye everyone on the forums...

*Points Gun to Head*

BEJORK!

*Boom*

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:23 pm

Hhhhmmmm so the next step for the Americans is to invade Europe for our supply of bacon? Not if I can eat it first!

Ready your forks and knives brethren, they can take our lives. They can take our freedom. But they can never take, our bacon!

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:57 pm

Next thing you know people are going to start seeing dog bacon going for 50$ a pound in the black market and lines of shady desprate house wifes looking to keep their children and husbands happy