Bacon shortage : Othor Games

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:03 am

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57519703/global-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-group-says/
there is an unavoidable bacon shortage, granted i dont each much now adays
but dang is it good

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:57 pm

I guess we're going to have to start cloning pigs now.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:02 am

That's fine, I'm stocked for the next decade or so.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:47 pm

Read http://www.cinewsnow.com/news/local/Truck-carrying-bacon--167932835.html

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:50 pm

1% reduction in the U.S.

PANIC

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:25 pm

Not the bacon----not the life taken bacon :ahhh:

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» Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:52 pm

It's quite obvious we can clock this one up to the end of the world happening soon. :nod:

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:41 pm

A bacon shortage? Wtf?

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:43 pm

Prepare the fallout shelters! The Mayan's were right!

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:37 pm

A whole percent?! Quick, open the emergency reserves!

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:26 pm

Sausages > bacon.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:04 am

A whole percent?! Quick, open the emergency reserves!

"We are the 1%"

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:28 pm

There's plenty of long pig to go around...

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:26 pm

Truly these are the end times.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:42 am

Bacon shortage! http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:40 pm

It'll be a 2% reduction by December 21st, and in desperation we will invade Europe.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:05 am

It'll be a 2% reduction by December 21st, and in desperation we will invade Europe.

Why not annex Canada? I assumed the apocalypse would follow standard Fallout procedure.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:10 pm

Why not annex Canada? I assumed the apocalypse would follow standard Fallout procedure.

During apocolypse, Canada annexes you.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:01 pm

Why not annex Canada? I assumed the apocalypse would follow standard Fallout procedure.

We have our hordes of pigs genetically engineered ot die off should Canada be compromised. Your move to secure cheap bacon would only result in the total loss of all pigs within out borders further desending the world into shortage. WW3 follows.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:33 am

I guess we're going to have to start cloning pigs now.

Should we genetically enhance them with FEV?

Wait.... that would make war pigs....

*sings Black Sabbath shamelessly

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:09 am

It'll be a 2% reduction by December 21st, and in desperation we will invade Europe.

The article said Europe will have 10% reduction so NO MORE BACON :shocking:

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:54 pm

Should we genetically enhance them with FEV?

Wait.... that would make war pigs....

*sings Black Sabbath shamelessly

I could dig a Fawkes looking pig.

» Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:19 pm

The article said Europe will have 10% reduction so NO MORE BACON :shocking:

That's only assuming we let the Europeans eat any of it.

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:06 am

Read http://www.cinewsnow.com/news/local/Truck-carrying-bacon--167932835.html

Awww damn, looks like the apocalypse WILL be coming after all!

» Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:29 am

That's only assuming we let the Europeans eat any of it.

And thus did begin the Great Bacon War of 2012.