» Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:25 am
Chimp. Weather or not the human is armed.
They go after the face, hands, and groin. Very hard for anyone to effectively fight back if they're hand or face is being mauled at the time. And the groin... well, I doubt even Bruce Lee has the willpower to stay on his feet if it's literally ripped off of him.
Most martial arts would be... ineffective at best. Martial artists are trained to fight other PEOPLE, not wild animals. A chimp is smaller, moves more unpredictably, and is far stronger, faster and far more savage than most humans. Blunt weapons probably won't work against an enraged chimp unless you get in a few good blows to the head and face, and a knife gives you a better chance, since the chimp risks bleeding out (plus more likely to actually hit something vital, like an artery or major organ.)
But once the chimp manages to get within their reach and nobody else is around to help... you're doomed.