I see what you did there. But icky? Ok.
Personally, I think they are all... icky. Especially those Gods forsaken cats ( worthless flea ridden Skooma junkies ). With the exception of Imperials ( politically correct - Cyrodillians ) , of course. However, they are shut out from the player.
Sorry, OP. I know I'm contributing to dragging your thread through the muck.
Disclaimer - Please note that I only threw the cats under the buss because of K23's avatar. I don't normally single any one race out. Being an Imperial, although I have a Breton name, I equally loathe all the races mentioned earlier .
~ JCC
OT :
I think you need rethink your situation and go with a Breton. The acrobatic, archer assassin type form the trailer? Yea, that's what you want to be. 
Why are you forced to go with a ragtop sand scratcher, anyway?