Today? There is a huge A-SS storm in my city.

They say metetories will start hitting earth.

??

WTH is this? I am freaking out.

Yeah, you didn't hear? Everyone's been planning for this for the past month. You've got a bunker right?

No.

LOL

Dude. Get off this website and go crawl under a desk or something. That'll protect you from the imminent blasts.

If there's a beginning there's an end...nothing last forever...except Mcdonald's food it doesn't rot like most food does.

The initial wave of the crisis hasn't ended yet. In the next few days, expect temperatures to drop rapidly. Make sure you have lots of warm clothing and wood for kindling. Stay hidden underneath your bed or a large pile of coats whenever possible.

I always said if earth was gonna get his be a doomsday meteor I wasn't gonna cower and freak out like everyone else. Nope! Road trip to ground zero! Gonna bring a lawn chair and a tall glass of lemonade. Gonna kick back and watch it hit.... well watch until the sudden increase of air pressure from it hitting the atmosphere either blows me away or vaporizes me.....

Either way gonna be a hell of a show

I accidentally summoned a demon by playing my metal music too loud, it's now on the loose killing indiscriminately and the storms are side effects of his passing.

Bunker, schmunker. Good old Duck And Cover has this covered

Only way to go.

Meteors? And a ss storm? Whats happening?

Which makes me think. Can we summon an angel to cancel it out if we start playing Gregorian chants or something?

Man, you made me laugh hard.

Oh man, I slept through the end of the world again?

Same here, I hate being a ghost.

All I know is that you do not want to try white metal for that. "Eldritch horrors" is such an underperforming phrase -- really doesn't do anything to communicate just what it's about. But I suppose you should be grateful for that...

Where have you people been? The world ended centuries ago, and we are all now just parts of the matrix. "God" is actually a computer AI, using us as a power source......

And what of the spoon?!

There is no spoon.

It shares a common lineage as twinkies and cockroaches.

Are you sure that was you? Because I was playing Chicago's "Does anybody know what time really is?" backwards for the 7th time in a row.

Oh great. Just great. Now I have that song in my head.

Don't forget Stairway to Heaven backwards.