Yeh, they're sitting there, "you took my father's apple, now die."

Its wtf too.. Where does the kid get the money to do that? And is an apple really worth it?

Yeah, quite honestly I'm waiting to come across a kid that has the old Imperial Legion voice and screams PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

That would be great.

Walmart would have pulled out their big guns and banned Skyrim from being sold in any of its stores, which would create a media frenzy as to why, which then some group, somewhere, would get on board with, adding fuel to the fire and before you know it, some professional is quoted as saying that if your child is playing Skyrim, there might be some underlying mental problem when they want to play the game because you can kill children in it, which would obviously be missing the entire point of a TES game but no one would want to go into detail on that because well, letting you kill children is the real issue here.

"But Mom, can I at least buy Gears of War and kill my friends?"

"Of course. I'd rather you do that than play that devil's game Skyrim!"

I left Riverwood on my way to see the Jarl with a fresh character, I had 'borrowed' a single Steel Ingot to upgrade my bow, lo and behold round the bend in the road a DB assassin.

They carried a contract stating that the daughter of the blacksmith had performed the black sacrament and wanted me dead!
They didn't even think about Hired Thugs to 'rough me up' as it says in that contract, nope straight to assassin for such a terrible crime.

... and now I have an image of a bunch of Skyrim kids running after me yelling "HALT!" a la Daggerfall guards.

Children dont [censored] around in skyrim. Especially with Steel. And Bacon.

Haahaha. Now I just wana hear a kid saying "I'm watching you... Scum."



Yeah I understand that, and I agree, PCness is rampent these days. Thats why I understand that them not letting you kill them. Its more that they can (indirectly)kill me which makes me mad...

"Another traverler who wants to lick the boots of my father....well done!"

Hope the next TES will full of evilness Cliffracer, evil Children, BOARS

Sounds like this would drive sales up to me!

At least you know who's behind the assasins. I have been bothered by Dark Brotherhood since lvl5 and haven't any idea who's behind those assasins. This topic made me thought if those rumors on Windhelm about a kid who made contact with Dark Brotherhood has anything to do with it. I think they shouldn't have because I have tried to keep my murder and stealing numbers as low as possible. A few murders was counted during the civil war when legion soldier were already hostiles but I managed to kill them before they get a chance to hit me.
I have tried to find a way to solve my assasin problem by devastating the Dark Brotherhood but I have found only a door near Dawnstar which I'm not able to open. I have thought the DB assasins after me are similar with DB assasins in Tribunal so I think there should be a way to rule out their order.

Was funny yesterday, one of my 'friends' in Whiterun was running around hacking and slashing at one of the children. As children can't get hurt it took forever for everything to calm down. (I slit that cocky guys neck infront of a child, and the Gray-mane dude somehow rendered the child hostile after it ran and came to my aid ). I left after 30 mins of watching this Gray-mane running around chasing and hitting that child.

I think i have a way to teack the children of skyrim a lesson with out killing a child.

A shout or spell that forces the child to grow into and advlt instantly. at this point there no a child any more, whitch makes them a mortal like evry other killable npc.

Oh, man! This thread should win an award or something. It's the most hilarious thing I've ever read on the Skyrim boards ever.

Ugh...
Second DB assassin attack.

From the same damn kid?
Really?
Do you hate me that much?
I Stole ONE ingot, I haven't even been back, yet you still hold such a grudge.

Little did you know that you were stealing from a future Dark Lord. At least when he grows up you can kill him - unless he has a quest for you. And he probably will, just so you can't kill him. He's crafty like that.