G.E.C.K help us all

Well... I did not take this out of context. :ninja:

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need have...roads."

"There is a light at the end of every tunnel....that light is actually a Glowing One."

"A chip for every casino, and a mini-nuke for every man who gets in my way."

"You ever notice how we can all take a shot to the face at least once and survive?"

"My great-great grandfather once said that a mans small problems are simply ants in a picnic. I have no idea how he could call these things small."

"Saying hello to man is simply a kinder way to say shoot me."

"Even the wasteland's most evil man has his morals, for even he can't sleep in another man's bed."

"In the old days, bringing a knife to a gun fight was suicide, these days its pretty damn effective."

"If this is what happens to a line of cars after one explodes, just imagine what it must've been like after a crash during rush hour."

"None of my frag mines work, I've been trying to blow myself up for 2 hours now but it won't blow up when I stand on it."

"I think nuclear war was the cure to cancer, cause I haven't found a man yet who has it."

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its 106 miles to new vegas, i have a full case of grenades, half a bag of radaway, its postapocaliptia, and im wearin a 200 year old glorified pda watch thing,and some sunglasses
the hanged man with shades: hit it

:gun: :flamethrower: :shocking:

Going to shoot at a raider (If any) "Go ahead make my day punk."

OMFG! LOOOLOOOLOOOL :rofl:

I especially loved the last one, about China

"Here's a schematic for ya; My Bottle Cap mine!"
Or
"The burning you feel? it is flames!"

Paragon, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar, keep up the good work.

Why thank you Gilliant and the others who so kindly complimented

"Ceasar's Legion and NCR? It seems we'll never be able to get rid of the Republican-Democrat system."

"If this is what happens to our black bears......just imagine what the panda bears are doing to those chinese."

"Another conflict in the wastes, and yet Harold is nowhere to be found."

"You know, after firing a cannon that uses the Sun as its energy, you'd think it wouldn't take 24 hours for the Sun to warm up."

"I met the guy from vault 69 once. Apparently he was a homosixual. Go figure."

"You'd think nuclear holocaust was enough, but just to top it all off I've got a splinter."

"SCIENCE just forgets the laws of physics, just like the guy who forgot to turn off the caps lock when making it."

man, its getting kinda hard to come up with some of this stuff....yeah I know these ones are a bit stale.

Best one. And wow how'd you dig up this thread buried deep in page 3 of teh forumz?