A couple days ago i made a thread about my cheesy fallout saying "what the helios 1!?!". People seemed to like it so they came up with their own. So I decided to dedicate a thread to it.

Examples:

This is Primming me off...
How the freeside did this get its own thread?
What the fawks?!

Now come up with your own.

Requirments:

Must be cool or cheesy and pertain to either new vegas or waffles

And no werewolves.

House always win.
House takes it all.

"Its time to kick ass and eat waffles, and were all out of waffles (fer 200 years).

NCR Rangers never die. there just missing in action.

What in the Benny and the Geckoes are you talking about!?

Sawyer be praised! Sawyer bless you. etc etc

Everyday is a gift, at least before I was a ghoul.

What in the Lily's Undergarments are you Bark Scorpions talking about!

While firing any kind of explosives indoors: DUCK and COVER!

"Teddy bears are gods way of saying there is still hope in the wasteland, and knomes are gods way of taking that hope and doing silly things to it."

"It is better to light a pip-boy than curse the darkness."

"Your SMG magazine can either be seen as half empty, or half full, depending on wether your being shot at or not."

"Life is a journey, not a radiated crater full of mutants."

"When god closes a door with a lockpick requirement of 100, you'd think he'd at least open a window."

"Forget yesterday and live for today, then tommorow, and then the day after that, but not after that because you'll have died of dehydration."

"It takes alot of courage to forgive someone.....but it doesn't take a whole lot to nuke them with a Fatman."

"Our experience is simply the name we give to our ability to kill a deathclaw."

"A stimpack a day keeps the radiation away."

"Live everyday as if it were your last because with all these deathclaws and yao-guai around it probably is."

"Remember after every storm there is a rainbow followed by immense amounts of radiation."

"When life takes away your love, your pride, and your dreams, just remember that you still got VATS to take it all back."

"A man once beat me at a game of caravan once......he's dead now."

"Do not judge a book by its scorched cover."

"Every man has his weakness....that weakness is a VATS shot to the head."

....I guess these are more of cheesy quotes rather than sayings.....meh...I'm gonna keep doing them

Way to take one of the worst lines from one of the least relivant trailers ever. But you were a tad creative.

Uhh...

"Have a potato crisp. I gurentee by the time your done eating it, you'll feel right as rain."

"Lets not Fall out over this".

I knew Vegas before it was old.

Looks at prosttute "I hope you have some Goodsprings on that mattress".

The doctor is in... trouble.



You can have a full house, but you can't fool House.

You and whose..... Oh right you're a faction with an army.

You're a psycho with a jetski, who is so buffout, I need some medx ical treatment.

"Pre-war money doesn't bring a man happiness, caps do."

"You live only once, unless you have a save file."

"Falling down in the wateland can mean the difference between life and death because in this wasteland there is no LifeAlert."

"Protectrons are the robots that will protect everything but you."

"Laughter is the best medicine, yet it won't heal you while fighting a super mutant."

"Life is about making decisions, trying your hardest, and always looking back because you never know whats behind you."

"Being a ghoul with alzheimers isn't so bad, cause I'm always wondering what the hell happened!"

"Out of all the people you meet in the wasteland, most will have the same voice."

"Living for over 200 years in a place that seems like it rose from hell isnt so bad, the only thing you have to worry about is going insane, getting your face ripped off, getting blown up, shotgunned in the face by some random stranger (3 hours pass by)" Also my sig. might as well be some kind of quote in the game =/

Mutants, mutants never change.

"Look at the bright side of the wasteland, at least there aren't any hippies."

"I can use Fatmans, miniguns, plasma casters, and asault rifles with perfect aim, yet I can't throw a whiskey bottle at a guy's head."

"Death from stealing a pencil, I thought was the ultimate punishment." -not my idea but posted by another user....can't remember the name...

"Wearing skirts doesn't make you less of a man, just look at Ceasar's legion."

"War. War actually does change."

"After seeing Walt change his name, close Disney World, and open a casino, I'm starting tho think Mickey Mouse wasn't working."

"I want to join the NCR, if only they weren't Democrats."

"Nuclear holocaust filled with mutants, ghouls, mutated beasts, and no water, I'm getting the urge to blame George Bush for this."

"If this is what we look like after the war, I'd hate to see what the Chinese look like now."

"Woah dood! Theres A GIANT waffle!"

"Fallout dood, faaall out..."

(if you didnt understand it, its like 'far out dood!') ha

After shooting an evil woman in the chest 'I always knew this broad was HEARTLESS, get boss? hehe HEARTLESS?' :wink_smile:

Paragon wins

Talking to the Burned man(or hanged man) : They told me you was hung

Burned Man: And they were right

"I would rather have ten Joshua-trees in front of me, than one Sawyer-wood behind me". Or was that a bit inappropriate..?

"There is mutant bugs, huge stuff armed to teeth that wants to kill you, unknown sicknesses, almost no food and radiation, which you get in a nice, slim all-in-one package. Welcome to the beatiful city of Las New Vegas!"

Remember! Always save your best guns for your worst nightmares!

Watch your caps and your giger counter!

Viva New Vegas!

You see this cup? Its full of Vegas!

By a certain person we will get to know.

Ghoul biggot sayings:

"The only place I want to see a ghoul is at the end of my .44."

"Get your hands off me you damn dirty ghoul!"

" I don't kill them because I think their mindless brain eating shefflers, Its just think their ugly and smell bad."

Regular:
" A herd of brahmin, a 'glowing' wife a blackened barn out n the a**-end of nowhere, the wasteland dream..."

"Who needs FEV to be perfect we got Whiskey!!!!"

I'm so happy our baby is so cute just look at those 6 toes on the left foot, what a beauty! and look at that 'glow' on my wife!"

All of these made me rofl. Keep em coming guys