» Tue May 15, 2012 6:27 am
(Guy observing a scanner panel)
Guy: Hey, guys...there's a red thingy heading towards the green thingy.
Jason: What?
Guy: There's a red thingy heading towards the green thingy.
Guy: I...I think we're the green thingy.
Sarris: A little present for you, commander!
Jason: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy: DO I?! DO I?! For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! [Breaks down weeping] Mommy... mommy...
[Observing some cute little aliens drinking water]
Guy: Sure they look cute now, but in a moment they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly, and there's going to be a million more of them.
Guy: Did any of you ever actually watch the show?
[An injured alien limps over to the water basin]
Gwen: See they're going to help the little hurt one.
[The bunch of aliens suddenly turn cannibal, expose their very sharp teeth, and rip the other one apart]
Gwen: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhrPNp1yod4
I could probably quote that whole movie.