I'm beginning to think your 'joke' reply is the way you actually type and the normal typing is the joke

no one likes videos of people whining

Kind of...I have seen news stories of the army letting new or interested recruits play a CoD like game that "shows" them what war is.

I know what you're talking about, but I BELIEVE it's an entirely different style game, showing more realism and such than CoD. If CoD was what they used, I'd be led both sides were 14 year olds yelling 'n00bpwnlol!111!1' when they kill you and more 'n words' and curse words and rage yells than I care to tally.

Googled: America's Army is apparently the name.

Complain about why I didn't have to poop before leaving this morning so I had to visit the school's toilet to do my business

You are right. I think it was called "America's Army".

I think my brain is dying.

Tell the world how much you hate Marco and his mailbox head.

That's exactly right. My brother played it for a while, it was available as a free download on some US army website for a while, don't know if it still is. It's about as similar to Call of Duty as Planescape: Torment is to Skyrim.

1. Never do it in one time. Try different shots, cut it and edit it in such a way that the clips follow each other up in a fast pace.
2. Be expressive, snap your fingers move your head, make strange expressions. Or make it look like you are having a conversation with yourself.
3. Always pretend your rant isn't a quality production...preferably use your bedroom as a shooting location however use a good camera angle.
4. Talk ghettofied and throw in a lot of one liners.

Otherwise end up like this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20zLZe6JHuo

I sometimes feel like complaining, but then I remind myself that it's a lost cause and it will achieve nothing but shame on myself.
This world svcks, we just need to close our eyes and happily wander into our doom, which is coming in 50-some years.

Pentagon supports war films and games because they have been known to provoke silly fools to risk their lives in the frontlines.
The film "Top Gun" was most notable such work, inspiring a lot (don't know exact figures) of young men (and maybe women) to enlist.

I want to complain that this forum is obsessed with oppression of gamers and the gaming industry.

At least they allow free speech here, unlike companies affiliated with EA.

I'm all out of complaints.

It's just become a circlejerk though

that's what i was thinking, make your topic "Angsty Teens"

66 years to be precise.

You've got too much energy my boy. Go outside and do some excercises until you're winded. You won't have the energy to complain.

Why come went I want sleep I get sleep but when I want sleep for work I no get that sleep but rather a 3 hour nap before a 6AM to 6PM shift - I want more holiday!!!

Here is a list of things that everyone complains about.

- Twilight
- Justin Beiber
- Most other modern pop artists and/or song or any other form of multi-media that people don't like, or that secretly do like and don't want to be seen as conformist or immature
- People that do like modern pop artists and/or songs, or any other form of multi-media that people don't like, or that secretly do like and don't want to be seen as conformist or immature
- People that express their views on said topics using the internet
- People that act immaturely in general using the internet
- People that act maturely using the internet
- People that act using the internet
- The internet
- People that breathe
- People that don't breathe
- The Universe.

*Dramatically falls to knees*

Curse you UNIVERSE! *despair*

Also I Find Some People Get Annoyed When Some People Like To Type With Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Word. This Does Not Annoy Me Much To Be Honest.

Ugh. Yeah. I can't believe the Universe, it's just so 'gay' and overrated. Why can't God just take the Universe and swap it for *insert dead celebrity of your choice here*.

Also - People using capital Letters baDly annoys me too.

If you're Dennis Leary, go for it. Otherwise, for the Japanese rice wine of a guy named Pete, don't add to the waste video pile, it's big enough as it is.

Honestly, a planet full of wannabe Steven Spielbergs sitting in front of their $4.99 webcam telling the world what they are pissed off about today.



You know what pisses me off?

Yesterday.

Because yesterday I watched at least one of those videos while brain fluids oozed from my ears i a futile attempt to forcibly leave my head while some snot nosed cumquat in a nasal voice whines that his CoD team mates are all morons because they keep [censored] up his "killed streaks", while pronounced 'kil'd steaks', which I understood to be 'cold steaks' initially, completely confusing me. Don't children go to school anymore? Or are all the teachers on crack?

And ugly that that kid was... christ! Webcams should be sold packaged together with a mirror so that people can see what the rest of us have to look at.. gawd radio was sooo much better..
I'm just grateful that smell-o-vision is disabled on the internet, since his teeth looked like they were about to fall out, and he probably had bad b.o.

I'll just forget the Justin Bieber t-shirt he was wearing...

/rant


this has been a total fabrication production

My thoughts too really. Best case scenario for the OP will be that no one views it, worst case is that it goes viral, and he is ridiculed and hounded by other kids who also like to rant on the internet, and have chosen him as their target.

Huh? What's gonna happen now? As if every year is supposedly the end of the world..