You know those YouTube videos where people complain about things?

I want to do that, I'm an angsty teenager, so, I'm great at complaining and getting pissed off at stuff.

I need some ideas on what I can rant about.

Currently I'm thinking:
Immature people
People who play team based games but are incapable of teamwork
Call of Duty
People who can't have a conversation on the Internet without resorting to cussing, insulting someone or questioning your sixuality
sixism in Portal (just for fun, in portal there are few male characters (like, non in portal 1, and in portal 2 they are either stupid (Wheatly and the defective cores) or crazy (cave Johnson))

I want some advice on making a structured, sensible yet entertaining Internet rant and more topics to complain about.

You should make a complain video about angsty teens complaining

Stole my idea before I could reveal it...



Uh... complain about consumerism, the state of the gaming industry, or politics?

Maybe you should complain about the spam you're creating

I like that idea.

How about complaining about kids who play games like CoD and then actually enlist in the Army thinking they're ready for war? Or is that a phenomenon indigenous to my part of the world?

Complain about bronies. That's a popular thing to complain about.

Oh yes!

I play C4ll 0f Dooty! I know what real marines do and how guns w0rk.

My close friend works in a recruitment office for the marines, the firstthink he tells people wanting to enlist? "It is nothing like Call of Duty, most of what you do in Call of Duty will get you killed, and playing Call of Duty, does not prepare you for a real battle at all."

A Brony complaining about bronies... Could be fun.

Time to to pick on the worst parts of the fan base.

I am l33t sir i dropshot nubs all teh time!!1

Oh! Make a rant video about how the pony toys aren't show accurate! That's sure to rouse the masses and cause Toys 'r us riots.

That's the reason I haven't bought any of the toys.

Sounds like a fun thing to complain about.

Hasbro y u no make Rainbow Dash completely show accurate?

Complain? Complain? You haven't earn the right to complain you young whipper-snapper you. When I was your age, I had to crawl across broken glass just to get to school, then when I was there, I had to hold the building up with my bare hands as the Nazi's bombed my school. Then after school, I had to write out a million times, "I will not feel sorry for myself", on my skin, with rusty nails, in the rain, on a Tuesday.

Why I oughta, (Edited out 567034 words so as not to bring the internet to a halt).

We don't need anymore complainers.

But it's what in good at.

YOU WHINING! IT HURTS!

I'm not whining, I'm complaining.

Do you want to hear whining? :smug:

I liked ratman... from the comics. I connected with him a lot, for some very real reasons. I think you need to come to terms that there are some very sick people in the world (not mentally, though in that way too. Just that there are sick people with various things). I don't have what he has, specifically for the record. Just a similar situation. You just don't get a character that blends intelligence, creativity, and a crippling disease like his often. I can relate to him... on so many levels. Though feel free to rant, I just want you to be aware that not everything in the world is so clear cut.

My advice? Don't. You'll almost certainly make yourself look like an idiot, like most people who rant about anything on Youtube, and with a little bad luck such a video will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Like that angry ginger kid without a soul...

,,,

On second thought, do it! There's some chance that it'll be unintentionally funny as hell.

Or the young African-American man who hated the Spike VGA's..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q5Roqrmblg

Why don't you say a few words about those damn kids riding their skateboards on the sidewalk and hanging out on your lawn?

Complain about how space is too large of an area.

Lol, OP U so dum, I loev call uf [censored] dooty cuz itz da [censored] l33t cuulnes. cleerli im cul an maturr cuz i [censored] cuurs an tip liek dis. u so mad [censored] gay yo. U jus mad cuz yo K/D rato iz sukky.

Rather than complaining, make a video of yourself doing positive things. Help an old lady cross the street, plant a tree, etc. Now there's a video that I.. still wouldn't watch.

Or, just bottle up your feelings until it all comes to head during your midlife crisis.

Complain about frequent youtube commenters and lazy folk who sit around all day watching youtube videos when they should be working.

Troll the troll hive, is what I'm saying.

Complain about arrow in the knee jokes and ask for thumbs up.
That actually happens?