1) I decided to save my game and attempt to attack a giant (to see if they're really hard to defeat - master setting). I watched as my companion was flung into the air with one hit, and then he smashed my face straight into the ground with his club... causing the amazing ES physics to kick in... let's just say I flew for miles (I was outside Whiterun and flew almost all the way over the walls).

2) Everytime I enter a dungeon, I order my companion (the Bosmer archer from Riverwood) to test out traps for me. I always get a kick out of it as he gets smacked in the face by a mace. xD

3) I killed about 5 bandits inside a fort, leaving 5 more attacking me. I quickly used The Ritual power and re-animated all the dead bodies nearby (around 10 of them). I got to sit back and watch a nice sized battle ensue. Afterwards, the re-animated bodies just kinda crumpled.


I am LOVING this game.

Saw a dragon flying around, fumbled for my bow and craned my neck skyward, got killed by a sabre cat.

Same dragon, had an epic battle with it, literally just as I land the killing blow a giant's club comes down and oneshots me.

Luring a Draugr onto a pressure plate. I didn't know if it would work. It did.

Punching a chicken and getting gangbeaten by the town, one of whom ended up running after me with three arrows in her face.

mudcrab fighting a dragon i think takes the cake.

a hourse takeing out ten bandits

Walking around in sneak mode with my dark elf spell assassin Rashir Nashida and a Novice mage somehow detetced me and started stabbing me with a dagger, but I was killing a bandit in sneak. Maybe they were lovers? Don't know

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Me and Lydia are are trying to take out the giant camp near Whiterun. I leave Lydia a safe distance away from the camp and sneak up onto a little hill to snipe one of the giants. Just as I'm about to take a shot, a rabbit runs through the camp attracting the attention of both the giants who begin chasing after it. I then realize that the giants are running straight towards where Lydia is waiting and before I can do anything she gets launched into orbit by one of the giant's attacks. I laugh and reload the game.

When an ice dragon grabs me in its mouth and then flings me off the top of a mountain. At least a 600 ft fall. I bounced 30 ft. into the air on impact with heavy armor on.

Or, really really hungry

I can't remember the woman's name but she lives in the middle of nowhere. I won't spoil it for anyone but let's just say she's just a little unassuming when you scratch the surface. Anyway, I was prattling around with a cabbage in front of her house, dropped a potato and she said "oh, I don't think you meant to drop that, here you are" and it appeared right in my inventory again! Okay it's not mind blowing but just shows the AI skills.

Also, I bought a horse and asked the guy for another and he said "sorry, I just sold my last one...I believe it was to you?!" lol.

Anyway, back to the funnies....

Levitating bows...

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg11/Stephen_C_2008/Skyrim/Bows.jpg

Is this a flying saucer... or just a levitating shield?

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg11/Stephen_C_2008/Skyrim/Shield.jpg

Without spoilers:

All I can say is that I thoroughly enjoyed everything that happened as a result of a drinking game in Riften.

The owner of the general store in Whiterun is hilarious. I love that guy.

I found it funny when I was swinging my sword at the air in the Whiterun and somebody told me to stop.

I was in the mountains near Azura's shrine, and there were some boulders on the ground. I saw an injured goat walking around in that area. The goat walks up to the boulders and it dies. It died from bumping into a boulder.

((re-posting from another thread.))

Walking along on my way to...the Nordic ruins/temple area you get the dragonstone out of at the near begining of the game? With the golden claw? Something barrow...ANYWAY.

On my way there. Saw an elk, got sidetracked...started tracking it, etc. Downed it eventually, grabbed the goods off it, realized I was WAAAY off course, so I righted myself and continued to skirt the mountainside looking for a way up. After a while, I come across a giant. Now, the gameplay I saw while I was waiting for Skyrim to release made the giants look neutral, so i thought perhaps I could talk to him.

I walked up, and was almost in range of talking to him when he promptly proceeded to tear off my ass, and hand it back to me. XD
Well, actually, he one-shotted me and sent my lifeless body sailing, slowly, ten miles up through the air.

I just sat there on the couch, blinking, and litterally uttered "..Wow..."
And my parents laughed at me. :/

A dragon bombing an area I'm doing a thieves quest in. I was frustrated at first but then thought "Well, that'd happen..." It just added a whole new level of "This game does NOT wait for your ass" sometimes.

"Let me guess, someone took your sweet roll?"

And then the time where I had blood all over me and didn't sleep and someone pointed that out.

About the giants, some of them attack me but one group i walked over to him and he did like a warning motion for me to go away. Both of them watched me and I was like "FWEINZ?"

(Repost from another thread)

The first time you face a dragon I was running up the tower and heard everyone screaming "oh my god! its a dragon!" I got to the top and began looking frantically for it but couldn't find it. I start to slowly turn around as I scrutinize the sky. suddenly i realize it was hovering behind me the whole time and then it begins to breathe fire and I die instantly. Right out of a cartoon haha

A dragon attacking the farm outside Riften. He set all the chickens on fire.

Fighting my 2nd dragon and its truly a team effort. Whiterun soldiers, my companion, a giant, and some mage I'd never seen before work as an awesome team and finally kill it. So just as I'm absorbing the dragon's soul, the Giant decides I'm next and sends me miles above the ground, all aglow from the soul I'll never get to use. Didn't even see him coming. I'm just standing there acting like a badass absorbing dragon souls and the next thing I know I'm the first Dark Elf on the moon.

I have alot of funny moments in Skyrim.

Top 5 moments of Reksel's random moments!

5: People repeating themselves or annoy me! Like a guard in Whiterun saying randomly "Let me guess. Someone stole your sweetrole?"(Or whatever it was) while having a conversation with someone.

4: Ragdolls! Whenever I kill a enemy. Sometimes their ragdolls gets kicked to oblivion into the air or away from me, scratching the surface. (I electrocuted(spelled) a fish in the water with lightning bolt and it flew up and down in the water. Hillarious!)

3: Undeads fleeing! When it wasn't funny enough when a group of bandits fleeing from my hellfire, a lonely undead flees from my vampirism!

2: Magically teleporting Mammoth! ONE TIME ONLY ): - What appeared to be a Dragon, was actually a Mammoth trying to fly. Somehow it got teleported into the sky, and fell down to the ground. It died.

1: Starting my quest to become a decent mage! When I first met up with Tolfdir, who wanted to throw a fireball at me, while I magically protecting myself with a ward. The Arch-Mage was standing inbetween us, provoking me. I had no idea what was going on, so I stepped to the left of me and got hit by the fireball without being ready. Thanks for nothing Arch-Mage! (Note: I captured it on video lol)

Trying to cross a river near waterfall.

Bandit attacking me then all of a sudden starts begging for mercy before we even started the fight.

mammoth fell out of the sky lol