Funny first time expirences : V

» Thu May 10, 2012 5:31 pm

Try to keep it general not using spoilers.I have 2 that really stands out for me so far in my short time in Skyrim sure there will be more

1) kill a chicken get a bounty and the whole villiage is attacking me.

2) see a rabbit, chase the rapit,kill the rabit while in a river,watch the rabbits corpse float down the river. :banghead:

» Thu May 10, 2012 12:14 pm

Annoying little birds!....

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Lets just say hawks is a endangered species in my world.

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» Thu May 10, 2012 2:13 am

I stumbled across a little camp thing with giants in.....i thought id try and talk to them, i ending up being chased into a river lol....this has happend about 3 times.

» Thu May 10, 2012 9:32 am

The various land animals using the water like a public highway are mildly entertaining.

Sitting down with your longsword sheathed and it sweeps across the table knocking everything over.

My husband picked up a dead fish and didn't know how to drop it. He was then attacked by mudcrabs and had to fight them off with the fish.

» Thu May 10, 2012 4:41 pm

the first time i saw an elk go swimming in a river :thumbsup:

it just made me laugh when i saw it :biggrin:

» Thu May 10, 2012 11:52 am

I got killed by a sabre cat in one hit. I was walking up the mountains thinking I was boss. And then I got killed with a paw. I barely had time to see the cat.

» Thu May 10, 2012 3:49 am

I got killed by a sabre cat in one hit. I was walking up the mountains thinking I was boss. And then I got killed with a paw. I barely had time to see the cat.

they run faster than you and hurt like a truck, i know the feeling. :biggrin:

they even outrun your horse.

» Thu May 10, 2012 1:28 pm

A Dragon scorching some bunnies!

Other than that the forgetful castle mage of Riften (?) is just hilarious. "Swallow a soul gem? ARE YOU INSANE?!"

» Thu May 10, 2012 3:46 pm

I found a neat way to clear the tables at the local tavern. Some poor guy was sitting by a table relaxing. Then i walked up, "Want me to clear that table sir?"

*Shout* Apples, beer, plates and forks flew all over the room. People yelled "What ARE you doing?!" I told them "Tips are welcome"

» Thu May 10, 2012 12:23 pm

When I approach a giant thinking he wouldn't attack me. He sent me 100 feet in the air! was pretty funny.

» Thu May 10, 2012 1:19 pm

A Dragon scorching some bunnies!

Other than that the forgetful castle mage of Riften (?) is just hilarious. "Swallow a soul gem? ARE YOU INSANE?!"

is it only me that thinks magic is way to powerful in skyrim ? both my orcish swords cleave through ranks of soldiers like they were butter, but one single witch/hedge wizard is more than enough to take me down.

» Thu May 10, 2012 2:17 pm

I was going through a lot of game, loving it all, and I though I was mr. tough[censored].
Soooo. is says "Hey giant! Come at me Bro!!!"
Next thing i know I am on top of Hrothgar with 205 broken bones.

» Thu May 10, 2012 8:13 am

Saw a fox chasing an elk. I was like wtf. Elk is ten times its size.

» Thu May 10, 2012 6:13 pm

Was running from a pack of wolves, went towards a giant, he turned around I'm like OH SHI, I turn and sprint away, the wolve pack runs into the Giants swing.

Wolf bodies everywhere.

» Thu May 10, 2012 6:16 pm

is it only me that thinks magic is way to powerful in skyrim ? both my orcish swords cleave through ranks of soldiers like they were butter, but one single witch/hedge wizard have no problems killing me.

I think it is to make up for the fact that they CANNOT take a hit. I play one and kill things at mach 5, but the second a draugr gets too close, I start regretting going for magicka in my level-ups.

» Thu May 10, 2012 9:21 am

A Dragon scorching some bunnies!

Other than that the forgetful castle mage of Riften (?) is just hilarious. "Swallow a soul gem? ARE YOU INSANE?!"

Those are no ordinary bunnies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

» Thu May 10, 2012 5:28 pm

I guess one NPC had some pathing issues and ended up flying across the sky to get where he had to go, it was funny.

Not so much funny, but cool, saw a giant and a dragon have a fight as I was riding through the mountains. Giant killed the dragon, which I don't agree with. The giants are uber-hard and dragons are wusses. That just ain't right.

» Thu May 10, 2012 2:50 pm

Saw a fox chasing an elk. I was like wtf. Elk is ten times its size.

brave lil fox :obliviongate:

» Thu May 10, 2012 4:15 am

Seems like im not the only one who thought giants would be friendly. I got a small gliched and went flying at least 20 feet in the air and 50 feet away.

» Thu May 10, 2012 11:17 am

A mammoth randomly fell out of the sky....Then I saw the giant that had just hit it "ohh...." I said. I'm not going near giants!!!

» Thu May 10, 2012 3:04 pm

First time I tossed a bandit's corpse down a river and watched it float on by.

» Thu May 10, 2012 6:58 am

One more thing. I forgot that you don't use the "z" key to pick items up anymore. I pressed z and accidently used one of my shouts, half the companions hall went flying..oops...

» Thu May 10, 2012 2:15 pm

I found a neat way to clear the tables at the local tavern. Some poor guy was sitting by a table relaxing. Then i walked up, "Want me to clear that table sir?"

*Shout* Apples, beer, plates and forks flew all over the room. People yelled "What ARE you doing?!" I told them "Tips are welcome"

lol I did the same thing in the Jarl's banquet room and all the dishes and food went flying off on to the floor. I laughed when it happened and then I laughed even harder when a guard came up to me and said "Hey, stop with all the... shouting. You're starting to scare people around here" or something like that... Good stuff.

» Thu May 10, 2012 9:12 am

Also, I ran into female bandit that told me "It's time for you to die!" about half a second before I buried my skyforge steel axe into her cranium and watched her crumple up like a sack of potatoes. Something about the timing of everything that made me laugh like a little school girl for a solid 30 seconds.

» Thu May 10, 2012 2:35 am

Tracking an elk down I chased it to riverwood where it proceeded to enter riverwood. literally chased it in cirlcles up around the forge and logging areas until eventually it got a good idstance ahead of me. I continued to chase but a wolf killed it. Killed the wolf and then the elks carcass disappeared :sadvaultboy:

still dont know what you get for killing one. Venison Elk hide?

Also its really easy to kill/ steal things. closed the door of a meadry killed the person in the stock room and stole 250 bottles of mead. This should pay off :wink_smile: