» Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:18 pm
There's a scary thought... sibling rivalry in Skyrim...
Hjaalmarch Hall, afternoon. The Dragonborn is reading the 'Skyrim Times' and enjoying a cold flagon of Honningbrew. Enter a charred looking Hroar and a bleeding Runa.
HROAR: "Daaaaad! Runa set my face on fire! AGAIN!!"
RUNA: "Only 'cause he hit me in the head with his wooden sword. AFTER Itold him to stop!"
HROAR: "Well, you deserved it for calling me Skeever-butt."
RUNA: "Well you started it! You called me Milk-drinker!"
DRAGONBORN: "That does it! No sweetrolls for either of you for a month!"
BOTH KIDS (whining): "Daaaaad!"
DRAGONBORN: "Now go do your chores, both of you."
RUNA: "That's SO not fair. He started it."
HROAR: "YOU started it!"
DRAGONBORN: "You're making Daddy very angry. And you know that Daddy SHOUTS when he's angry..."
Both kids go scurrying out of the room.