» Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:07 am
If you give a child a dagger, she might want a stone to sharpen it with.
And if you get him a stone to sharpen it with, he might be reminded of how much he liked to collect rocks, so he'll want to go to the river to look for rocks.
And if you take him to the river, he might decide that he wants fish for dinner, and ask you for a fishing pole.
And if you give him a fishing pole, the colorful float float might remind him of candy, so he'll want to go to the Winking Skeever for a honey nut treat.
And if you take him to the Winking Skeever for a honey nut treat, on the way there he'll see a fox and want one for a pet.
And if you take him out hunting for a fox...
OK, OK, I'm gonna stop now before someone drags me out back and whacks me repeatedly upside the head with copies of "If You Give a Moose a Muffin".