Okay, so you may have noticed that I very poorly paraphrased the classic quote from the universally acclaimed movie, Anchorman. You may be asking "But Gnome, why are you making a thread about Anchorman? Didn't that movie come out in, like, 2004?" Well Jimmy (let's assume), you're right about that. Anchorman is old news. But I have some very exciting news that is hot off the presses. What is it?

ANCHORMAN 2 HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED

Break out the champagne. Over the past few years, there have been little bits of information on whether or not it will happen, with some reports saying that Anchorman was dead in the water. It is a true Duke Nukem story. On the last Conan O' Brian show, Ron Burgandy (ignoring the 40 year time gap) came on to the show and played some of that sweet jazz flute. After belittling Conan and praising Andy, he dropped the bombshell that Anchorman 2 is happening. Well, I just thought I'd drop the news for you guys, and give you a handy link of the historic moment when this movie was announced. My body is ready.

http://teamcoco.com/video/ron-burgundy-announcement

YAY! Because film sequels are always amazing and completely live up to our expectations!

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Damn Hollywood ruining greatness!

Never. Seen. Anchorman. So. Big. Deal. Is. Un-. Big.

I will personally send you a copy because this is the greatest movie of the decade. End sentence.

Correction, greatest movie of the last decade.

I actually said of "the decade" not "this decade". Looks like you've fallen right into my web of confusing sentence structure.

Time to break out the six panther.

You're not missing out. It's a terrible movie.

I didn't think the first one was all that great.

This. Anchorman was a giid movie. But it hardly counts to deserve a sequel.

I thought it was kinda stupid.

Never seen the original, but I'm pretty sure it was terrible.

I didn't care for the original. I care even less about a sequel. That said, good for you that you have something to be excited about.

...The what now?

I love lamp.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

"I have many leather-bound books...and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." Definitely one of my top 5 favorite quotes of the movie.

Anyway, I'd like to think that the 2nd will be good...but I don't hold out much hope. Hopefully the almost-10 year gap between movies will have given them enough good ideas to make the sequel good.

This thread now smells of rich mahogany.

Time to look at the original trailer... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip6GolC7Mk0 And start picturing what the sequel will look like...




This is the conclusion I drew:
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LOUD NOISES.

I love lamp

Anchorman 2? That's like a trident to the chest! I hope it turns out okay...

And all of those who didn't like it/haven't watch it, SHAME ON YOU! SHHAAAAAAAAAAME!

Wrong, try again.