I was walking through the woods a spotted a moose. Instead of running he stayed perfectly still. As I walked by him his head followed me. I stopped about three feet away from him. We looked into each other's souls. While we both stood there the silence was broken by a horrible noise. A dragon crashed down on us and killed us both in a matter of seconds.
Now that I think about it....maybe he was standing still to avoid the dragon and was looking at me like "what the hell are you doing bro! Stop moving!"


Only for a colony of gigantic seals to kick my ass. That'll teach me to let my guard down! 