Hahahaha! This is the funniest so far

I lol'd
The Jarl of Whiterun was telling me that I was Dovahkiin and then the scribe or whatever starts blabbering that there isn't one shred of evidence that I'm Dovahkiin so naturally I show him evidence by fus ro dah-ing him. Against my assumptions however, everyone in the room started attacking me.

Later when the Graybeards want you to test your voice on them I was too afraid to do it because I didn't want them to murder me.

I watched ants that came out of an boulder today, they had even good textures.
I don't know what is funnier, that they had good textures or that they even existed in an boulder and not under it insteed.

haha the Greybeards are weirdos. I dragon shouted one and it got a massive erection. lol jk.

Assuming you're also playing as a male...you found a gay NPC who's into bdsn?

I was like level 3 and I decide I'm going to kill a mammoth for some lady in town so I got into a fight with one got my ass handed to me so I ran and another mammoth decide to join in the fight so I ran up a montain yelling no no no no!!!!! I look back to see how close were to me and the two mammoths ran into eachother then shot into the air fell back down and died........I was in shock and said mission accomplished.....

Had a crazy fight taking on a dragon and a giant at the same time. Kept having to sprint away from the giant while pelting the dragon with arrows. Eventually I won.

I was also in this fight with a dragon on top of a mountain. During the fight, I kept trying to favorite my new sword so I could switch back and forth between magic and weapons. I kept hitting the wrong key, dropping the sword, and chasing it down the mountain with a dragon chasing me

I paid someone's fine to get out of jail but the game glitched and wouldn't let them release. I pickpocketed the guard but that key didn't work either. After about a minute the dialogue options opened up for him to be released. After the guard went up to the cell the NPCs had a dialogue. The prisoner demanded to be released and the guard said "I seem to have misplaced my keys". I was thinking "Duh! I just stole them"

I was on a bridge over a deep canyon with a river underneath when I encountered three Thalmar Justicators. I tried to talk to them, but they were all snotty and smug. Finally, I made a comment they didn't like and they attacked me. They seemed like a powerful bunch. They were all decked out in fancy armor, and looked as though they were several levels above me. I was sure I was dead.

Then I used my unrelenting force shout and all three of them were blasted backwards off the bridge, where they plummeted to their death. It was hilarious.

I was running about and came upon a tower and bridge with bandits. I climbed to the top and picked them all off one by one with lightning bolts, trying to blast them off the bridge. I accidently bounced one twice and off the bridge, mostly to my dad's amusemant.

When I was kidnapped to the abandoned shack and Astrid (Dark Brotherhood leader) offered to recruit me if I'd murder one of the three captives, I turned into a werewolf and effortlessly ripped her limb from limb.

Well, I saw something sort of funny...

I was fighting a Dragon by the Whiterun Guard Tower. The Dragon landed a bit away from me and was battling something else, and as I was running towards it it dropped dead. When I reached it I saw that the Dragon had been battling a Mudcrab, and somehow the Mudcrab had killed it. Now I give all Mudcrabs a wide berth.

I saw a farmer taking a sacrificial cow to giants, or so he said. So i followed him and protected him from danger to fill my curiosity wether he will really do it. He was attacked by wolves and several bandits, but the farmer and his cow survived with my help.
We finally find giants, and he takes this cow to them... at this point i was quite impressed by the game and just as the farmer says that he will go and relax in an inn now i step too close to a giant.. the giant tries to kill me but i dodge his attack and start running. I take a short look behind to see if the giant is still after me.. and i watch the poor farmer i was protecting all this time die becouse of my stupidity

CRAB BATTLE!

Anyway, I decided to turn into a werewolf in the Dark Brotherhood Sanctum and attack everyone. They just shrugged me off and ignored me....

In some nordic ruins I ran into a drauger overlord who... was a bit too touch, I had come across this lever that opened up a pointless little walled off room... or so I thought, I brought overlord by and shouted him back into it closed the gate and then burned it alive!!! hahahaha.

Thought I killed one of the minor bosses in a quest line by cutting her head off. To my surprise she teleported to the other side of the room and then fought on for a while with no head.

Some of the ragdoll deaths can be funny. I've killed several wolves that stayed standing up after they were dead.

Also, I may be the only who finds this funny, but I noticed that people yell at you when you shut doors in front of them.

I saw one of the random people on the roads selling their moon sugar and skooma, I get off my horse and it just goes flying don't know which way it went not did I care because I had it for two minutes but I just broke out laughing at that.

I was fighting a Bandit group in the Lost Knife hideout, and when I faced the bandit plunderer things got messy. He beheaded me 3 times with a warhammer. My mum walked in as he put the finishing touch on...

LOL I almost died reading that.

Bringing Lydia(follower) to the arch just outside the college and using shout to launch her off. Best part is she would always find her way back to me so I could do it all over again. Also turning a chicken into a zombie gave me a good laugh

I'll say this is hilarious because I was laughing at the sheer awesome unexpectedness of it.

I was in a corridor in a dungeon. I noticed a puddle of pinkish-brown fluid on the floor. It had the colors of the rainbow swirling around in it. I was like, "Huh. That's like oil from the lanterns or something. Cool effect. I'm digging the immerzhunzzzz..."

Three Draugrs turn the corner, and in a panic I shoot a wave of Fire at them. The fire ignited the oil and burned all of them to a crisp in a wall of fire in like two seconds. I had no idea the game got that deep.

1. throat of the world
2. Lydia
3. Fus Ro Dah
4. ???
5. Profit

I was in some hick town some where when this little girl came up to me and told me that if I beat up her sister she would not tell anyone. I laughed a good, long time!

It really wasn't something I did, but my latest character took an arrow to the head that simply refused to go away no matter how many days I slept or how often I changed my equipment. It made me giggle when I walked up to the Jarl of Whiterun with an arrow sticking clear through my skull.