Hilarious Things You've Done : V

» Fri May 11, 2012 4:02 am

This is the Hilarious Things You've Done Thread!

NO SPOILERS

Post what funny stuff you've come across or done.

Funniest Thing I've done:

I was doing a dark brotherhood quest (no spoilers) and the guy wouldn't leave this wide open room with like 5 people in it. I found 5 buckets, placed them over the heads of the 5 people so they couldn't see. I sneaked behind my victim and stabbed him, with people literally 3 feet away. Didn't get caught.

» Fri May 11, 2012 5:48 am

Got in a bar fight and heard some people telling me different ways of beating the person bloody. Some of them were quite funny too.

» Fri May 11, 2012 10:49 am

A dog somehow got into a dragon and it was really weird..

» Fri May 11, 2012 8:24 am

I beat up a guy and right after he wanted to marry me =P (seriously, you can t marry him before you beat him up)

» Fri May 11, 2012 8:12 am

Found an old woman in a forest(Don't think it's a spoiler) heard her say no one will find my secret I kill her and slowly back away from that area. Scariest thing I've ever done so far.

» Fri May 11, 2012 3:30 am

Giant Space Program is always entertaining.

"Lydia, that Giant said something about your posterior looking big in that armour."
"Why that... I'll show him!"

Then you search the skies (and later the landmass) for her like she's a lost golf ball.

» Fri May 11, 2012 3:13 am

Found an old woman in a forest(Don't think it's a spoiler) heard her say no one will find my secret I kill her and slowly back away from that area. Scariest thing I've ever done so far.

lmao........... thats scary

» Thu May 10, 2012 9:24 pm

Found an old woman in a forest(Don't think it's a spoiler) heard her say no one will find my secret I kill her and slowly back away from that area. Scariest thing I've ever done so far.

Pretty sure I know the old lady you're talking about. Using her cabin as my house currently. Lettin' her body fertilize the garden outside too.

Anyway, funniest thing I've done is run up on an orc bandit who did that stupid pound chest thing before talking some crap. I hit him one time then another and it triggered a vicious finisher I haven't seen before. Was pretty hilarious considering how hard he boasted.

» Fri May 11, 2012 2:02 am

I got myself a horse with my first 1,000gp, finished most of part 1 of the MQ and then I thought I'd head on up to Winterhold to check out the college there. I was literally 5 feet from the door, slipped on the ice and watched myself and my horse plummet however many feet down it is from that college door, and land in a stream. I was yelling "nooooooooooooooooooooooo" all the way down. Decided that maybe I should wait a while to get a horse...

» Fri May 11, 2012 1:52 am

I was getting chased by a giant that got into hitting range, a guard walked by and said "let me guess, someone took your sweetroll" as the giant swung its club, it missed me and obliterated the guard.

» Fri May 11, 2012 8:34 am

I was getting chased by a giant that got into hitting range, a guard walked by and said "let me guess, someone took your sweetroll" as the giant swung its club, it missed me and obliterated the guard.

LOL. HAHAHahahaaaaaaaa

» Fri May 11, 2012 9:03 am

I used unrelenting force during the ending of a certain quest in markarth and accidentally launched around 15 people off a very high ledge to their deaths. 12 of them were my allies XD

» Thu May 10, 2012 8:10 pm

I was in a ruin and met a Draugr Scourge. I hit him a few times, realized he was too tough, ran back through the door and shut it on him [as if it would do any good at all].

» Thu May 10, 2012 10:31 pm

While being chased by a dragon I cut through a town. I proceeded to let them al burn while I sat on a mountain above calling in storm shouts on the town. Me and the dragon had a killing contest XD.

» Fri May 11, 2012 10:47 am

I used Ice Form on a wolf in mid jump and it flew super far over my head and into the air. I found it a ways away. It was dead.

» Thu May 10, 2012 7:05 pm

I've sat and watched a frost dragon attack whiterun for like 5 minutes(whiterun put up a good fight too)

» Thu May 10, 2012 11:22 pm

I was doing a quest for DB [no spoilers] and the place was heavily guarded. So I began sniping each and every guard. Some of them were sitting down at the chair and drinking their mead. What made it was hilarious is the fact that I'd hide away and they couldn't find me and they'd say things like:

"Guess it was nothing"

"Just my eyes playing tricks on me"

While they were sitting next to their dead companions. No joke. True Skyrim story.

» Thu May 10, 2012 8:33 pm

I once got near a hostile Giant and instantly shot skyward and died. My body was in the damn stratosphere.

» Thu May 10, 2012 9:11 pm

I used unrelenting force during the ending of a certain quest in markarth and accidentally launched around 15 people off a very high ledge to their deaths. 12 of them were my allies XD

OVERKILL

» Fri May 11, 2012 2:50 am

Funniest thing I have done is shoot arrows at two giants, have them chase me to Whiterun, and have the Giants murder the citizens and Guards outside the main town.

Oh boy was it a terrible sight.

» Fri May 11, 2012 3:15 am

I saw three named NPCs locked in a battle with a Giant outside of Whiterun. I decided I would kick back and watch them get slaughtered...but they killed the Giant easily. Then I somehow aggroed them and they started chasing me down. I didn't even try to fight...I just ran while muttering 'No....No...No...No..No.NoNONONONONONO' to myself. They almost caught me. ;-; I WAS ONLY LEVEL 2 FOR GODSAKES.

» Thu May 10, 2012 10:01 pm

I was on top of a tower out side Witerun playing with Unrelenting Force after I got it And I jump off to see if I could brake my fall with it. Well you can't... The 2 guards that were walking by did :tongue:

» Thu May 10, 2012 8:37 pm

Started a fight with some bandits and did nothing but used the disarm shout on them lol

» Fri May 11, 2012 12:18 am

Led a pack of mamoths into town. It was pretty awesome.

» Fri May 11, 2012 7:40 am

was in a cave and a guy laid down to sleep while his buddy pulled guard i guess, so i walked up and shot his buddy in the face. Then hid, his buddy ran down and started talking to the corpse, while i was snickering in the corner.