I Killed Nazeem! : V

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:07 am

Very satisfying! His wife is much happier now.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:45 am

I don't get it.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:27 am

List of ways to kill Nazeem in 3,2,1...

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:20 am

Why Would you do this to Nazeem is the kindness NPC in the game.

Sigh another lost

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:38 am

LOL!

Ways to kill Nazeem:

1. Slit his throat
2. Bash his head in with a glass warhammer
3. Blow him up by placing a fire rune under his bed.
4. Shoot him in the eye with an arrow dipped in poison.
5. Chop off his head with a war axe and place it on his door step.

Ooooo, what fun!

» Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:45 pm

And another thread about how to kill Nazeem began...

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:48 am

And another thread about how to kill Nazeem began...

What's the problem?

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:16 am

What's the problem?

Go to Whiterun during the day. You will meet a redguard in the market dressed in fine clothes judging all of the shop keepers. At least they're working for a living. He does nothing but be a pretentious [censored] to everyone.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:46 am

Why would you do this to Nazeem? He is the kindness NPC in the game.

Sigh another lost.

I know. He is so concerned about you getting into the Cloud District. That he asks you every day.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:27 am

Good for you. Now reload and do it again, and again...and again. Until the End Times and we all go to Sovngarde.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:28 pm

I'm 12 and what is this i don't even...

» Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:20 pm

I know. He is so concerned about you getting into the Cloud District. That he asks you every day.

I wish you could tell him that you are a Thane and that yes, you do get to the cloud district all the time.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:00 pm

In what way did you kill him? I hope he suffered.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:25 am

I know. He is so concerned about you getting into the Cloud District. That he asks you every day.

Its good to see that someone understands him may eight bless you sir.

» Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:43 pm

I wish you could tell him that you are a Thane and that yes, you do get to the cloud district all the time.

I wish I could kill him multiple times without being skilled in Conjuration.

» Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:15 pm

Did you remember to use a fork? The fork will love when the red water runs. Get Honeyside, get the fork off the porch. Now beat Nazeem to death with the fork.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:47 am

In what way did you kill him? I hope he suffered.

I have done all of the one's that I had mentioned in "Ways to kill Nazeem" post. I'm still thinking up new ways to do it.

» Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:42 pm

I wish you could tell him that you are a Thane and that yes, you do get to the cloud district all the time.

Same here. I love Bethesda's one dimension dialog.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:32 am

Did you remember to use a fork? The fork will love when the red water runs. Get Honeyside, get the fork off the porch. Now beat Nazeem to death with the fork.

LOL! Poke the piggy til he's well done!

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:43 am

Or use the Train Shout mod and call an Trainpocalypse upon Nazeem. Downside is that the rainings trains will kill most of Whiterun...

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:43 am

Its good to see that someone understands him may eight bless you sir.

He's also concerned about other peoples health. That's why he asks Anoriath if she has anything remotely fresh. They should make a 20 foot statue curved out of marble in is honor. That sits in the middle of town.

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:01 am

What BerzerkCommando?

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:05 am

Or use the Train Shout mod and call an Trainpocalypse upon Nazeem. Downside is that the rainings trains will kill most of Whiterun...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly9oC3OZmWE

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:02 am

Now I wonder… Why did Beth place an annoying NPC where every player is bound to meet him constantly?

Say, have you Nazeem-slaying guys never felt manipulated? like labor rats?

» Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:10 pm

Now I wonder… Why did Beth place an annoying NPC where every player is bound to meet him constantly?

Say, have you Nazeem-slaying guys never felt manipulated? like labor rats?

Because it's fun. Kinda like the Adoring Fan, only black and more condescending.

Edit:BTW, everyone wants a scapegoat they can hate and torture.