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Post » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:02 pm

I know Crysis has some issues right now, but I think most of them will get worked out through patches. Most games go through this stage when they first come out.
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Rhiannon Jones
 
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:31 am

You say the graphics on this svck? Trololololololololololololo. Almost all reviewers commented on this games graphics being the best on console, and i agree with them. You're either partially blind or you're 'amazing' TV is broken.

P.S
MW2 svckz ballz. No-one likes that **** of an unbalanced game. If you're an acception then pi*s off to their forums :)
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:46 am

Pink Floyd called... they said they want their wall back.

BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!

But anyways, back to the topic at hand:

Situation: Your doing something really wrong and don't know why. Here are the best possible answers:

A. You are more of a techy rich son of a b*tch than a gamer just out of the fact that you threw out the campaign in your crazy rant and focused on the multiplayer.

B. if you spent OVER 9000 (DBZ quote intended) dollars on your set-up, then you could have spent more on a beast computer to run Crysis. The native platform for crysis! Last I check, you can even connect PCs to TVs now via VGA connection! Que audience clapping sound *Audience claps*

C. Again, Techy rick son of a b*tch thinks that everything belongs ONLY to the rich since you said (paraphrased of course) "the ones who don't pay must suffer" Most gamers can't "buy the stairway to heaven" unlike you.

D. Bet your TV isn't for gaming... my less than $400 sony braiva makes quick work of cloaked people.

E. Image

F. All the above

Answer: F
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Minako
 
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:33 am

Man what a picky bastard...
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:43 am

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What you are doing is called trolling, look it up lol

Obvious troll is obvious!!!
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Post » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:43 pm

The graphics are horrible it looks like I'm looking through scratched sunglasses. I find i can only play a few games at a time before my eyes are bloodshot and hurting. Pop in Modern Warfare 2 after playing Crysis 2 and you'll see. Its not an opinion its clear from the moment you jump in a game. There may be tons of "things" and "stuff" all over the place. But definition detail and polish, don't exist. And there is no depth. And thats stationary, start running around and it gets worse as you move.

Did you just say MW2 is even comparable to Crysis graphically? You sir, fail. You say your TV is 6000 bucks, I say its from the bargain bin from goodwill.

If Crysis 2 didnt have the film grain or parasite effect on everything than id say the guy is false.

The MW2 is the best engine ive ever used. Its aesthetically pleasing, it loads up the game, maps, everything fast, its hit detection is only second to halo, and has such crisp movement thats responsive and precise to the milimeter of a change on the toggle sticks.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:02 pm

You seem to have an extreme case of b*tching. May I recommend a high dose of man the f*** up?

MAXIMUM WIN.
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Charles Weber
 
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Post » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:09 pm

This is the REAL overview of your life and Crysis 2 experience

1. You are a greasy kid trolling the forums looking for a sense of belonging.

2. You still with your parents, who think you need to get out more (bluefin tuna fishing doesn't count because I know fish smell but B***S**T stinks a mile away.

3. This 'rig' you keep going on about is completely farcicle or you are merely getting ripped off by the shops you bought them because you parents want to spoil you so that you get out of the cave you call your room

3. I haven't gotten chance to play the game but I have played the beta and I can tell you that the graphic AND multiplayer are much better than MW2.
MW2 is full of sweaty 10-year olds sitting in their own filth trying to make it big on YouTube, the graphics look like they've been designed by a 5 year old.
Crysis on the other hand may have had connection issues on the beta but the viewpoint I get from the forums are that this has been fixed. The graphics look

Wow LiL kids like you make me laugh. You sound like one of those whiney brats who's parents don't let you play on the big TV in the living room. I'm guessing you only played the beta because you're saving up allowance money to buy the game......or I should say have your mommy or daddy goto gamestop with you to purchase it for you.

Secondly 3700 is cheap for a 65" panel. And that reatal/ MSRP If you knew how to read and comprehend. You would have seen I own a HT business. And there is a 30 point margin on that specific set. So the "Shop" didn't rip me off.

LIL kid....don't talk **** till you've at least kissed a girl.


.... You wear skinny jeans don't you.....

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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:53 am

And not that I care. As I posted this not to you little whiney brats as a trolling attempt. But to the people who administer this message board. Possibly hoping that they would use it as constructive criticism and possibly apply that to their qc. Just as I do with my message board and my tackle manufacturing side business. ( I figured I'd come here being that I saw MYCRISIS.com on the game iteself and thought it was tied to the Devs.)


And as far as listing prices of some components. If you heard what I heard you would be freak out just like I did. And mentioning the dollar amount was only meant to show how dire the situation could have been if it were component failure.

I belong to a few AV websites where a 6000$ pair of speakers are considered entrylevel. And people save their pennies for ALexandria II"s(120,000$ / stereo pair) instead of modded controllers. And describing our "rig" allows people to see where they are judging something from.

Those who suggest I spend money on a "Beast" of a gaming PC. Sorry. I had two desktops and a laptop buit last fall I don't need another As I prefer the XBL community I've grown into.

And many thanks to the person for letting me know I can hook up a PC to a TV. Your a bit late on that one. Been doin that since 2001 there buddy.

But the amount of immature responses tells me. That this website's community mainly consists of children that aren't even old enough to buy a M rated game. Its amazing as on any of the dozen message boards that I frequent. Attacking a new member, or any member would get you kicked. But I guess angry little nerds are allowed to vent here.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:43 am

and with that ^, you have welcomed the trolls.
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Post » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:07 pm

*sigh*

OP, you're an obvious troll, and not even a good one. Whether your home entertainment system is real or not is irrelevent - you're still wasting your time bragging on a message board for a videogame, and one largely frequented by kids, looking for their envy to validate you. Big screen TV or not, that alone shows your life to be unquestionably hollow and lonely regardless of your income bracket.

This however misses the point that even the substance of your claims is probably bogus. The old "pics or it didn't happen" line applies here. If you can't provide any (including a shot of Crysis 2 on this TV to prove you didn't pull it off Google) then we can safely ignore anything else you post until then as your OP was just an attention seeking lie. (waiting for "my camera's broken" etc)

Again though, even if your claims are true, that just makes you even more pathetic. A kid still at school trolling on a VG forum is bad enough, but understandable - they're young and not socially experienced, but a grown man with his own business? That's just extremely pathetic and sad you could manage to go for so long and still not have grown into a fully functioning non-retarded advlt.

I challenge everyone in this thread to ignore the OP until a series of pics are posted.

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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:14 am

Wow this forum is full of fanboy ****. This game is broken in so many ways. Agreement on the audio destroying my gaming headset with the menu soundtrack. WTF crytek, making classes isn't that intense. I play on a monitor with the highest resolution and I agree with your comments. And these tl:dr kids, he did it so **** like you wouldn't complain that he didn't know what he was talking about but its good to see you took the time to stop svcking each others dikes to find something else wrong to bich about. Forums are for sharing opinions not flaming but ill gladly mock you 400 pound window lickers. Thanks for the post man good to see somebody who's not on the internet to start **** just to feel good about their e pencs anyone with half a brain would know there are glaring issues with this game.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:53 am

...also I should mention i'm a film and TV editor, so I know a thing or two about AV systems, and OP, you don't know what you're talking about. If you genuinely do run a home theatre company (unlikely - Pics? Website?), then you should thank god you've managed to find enough rich idiots to screw over by selling them overpriced ****, because you wouldn't get a penny out of me or anyone I know in the industry.

$120,000 speakers? $6000 entry level? Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Price =/= quality. You're either a basemant dwelling fantasist or the drooling idiot son of a rich man living off daddy's teat.

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Post » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:52 pm

@OP-Jesus,get a grip will you,if you dont like it go buy a $10,000 monster PC,you should be able to afford it with all that bragging you did.
Maybe you should play it on a smaller TV?
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Kara Payne
 
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Post » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:21 pm

What is wrong with you idiots. He's posting it for the crysis devs to see, not for your smart ass comments. Let him spend his money how he wants. Seriously when you insult someone on the Internet it just shows what kind of Idiots you are. If you have nothing better to do than mock people who are obviously better off then you then maybe you need to buy yourself a fleshlight or something because clearly your stupidity isn't making you any Internet friends.
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Post » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:48 pm

What is wrong with you idiots. He's posting it for the crysis devs to see, not for your smart ass comments. Let him spend his money how he wants. Seriously when you insult someone on the Internet it just shows what kind of Idiots you are. If you have nothing better to do than mock people who are obviously better off then you then maybe you need to buy yourself a fleshlight or something because clearly your stupidity isn't making you any Internet friends.
Im sorry,but anyone who braggs about their life style on a games forum needs to be told.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:01 am

@OP-Just so you know,i dont care what job you do or what you live in,if you were poor would you then post where you lived and what you did?no,you wouldn't.
Back to the game,you didn't state on wheather you used a HDMI lead or not?I found that HDMI is ****,try using VGA as it would most proberly suit the size of your TV.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:50 am

He's validating his statement with evidence. Does it really matter enough to you to even post negative stuff back come on man seriously. I've been on this forum for a half hour and all i see is 13 year old trolls. Join the advlt conversation please.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:03 am

He's validating his statement with evidence. Does it really matter enough to you to even post negative stuff back come on man seriously. I've been on this forum for a half hour and all i see is 13 year old trolls. Join the advlt conversation please.
Im just giving my opinion,theres nothing advlt in bragging about your rich lifestyle on a forum about computer games,is there?
Im in my 30's,have one child,unemployed due to an accident at work and live in a council house that was built in the 40's,is that bragging?no it isn't.
Everyone has a different life style but you dont see everyone on this forum giving their life story before posting something on a game.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:50 am

Maybe that should be mandatory to root out trolls. I think hes just proving his point. I play on a 200 dollar monitor with 50 dollar turtle beaches because it's what i can afford on my military salary. I was curious if the audio did play well on a high end system though because it turns into a **** storm in my gaming headset.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:38 am

Maybe that should be mandatory to root out trolls. I think hes just proving his point. I play on a 200 dollar monitor with 50 dollar turtle beaches because it's what i can afford on my military salary. I was curious if the audio did play well on a high end system though because it turns into a **** storm in my gaming headset.
I was in the british army,respect.
I use a 19"LCD using VGA,the sound comes from my cheapy 10yr old subwoofer with one speaker(which sounds really good believe it or not).
I find Crysis 2 looks and sounds incredible while using that equipment,i know theres better out there but im happy with what iv got:).
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Post » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:57 pm

Agreed. Vga looks beautiful, my girlfriend plays with hdmi and says it looks good but not as good as VGA. I think my monitors like 19 or 20" as well. Works really well but its fullscreen and I've been having some framerate issues, wondering if it's related to the not widescreen layout.
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:15 am

Most long winded troll post evar!
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Richard
 
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:01 pm

@WalrusFace
You say they troll this thread by complaining on the OP. Take a look at yourself. All you've done in this thread is talking **** about those who don't support this guy... how mature do you think that looks?

Personally I love the graphics and stealth mode, but I agree that the game is bad regarding hit detection and some bugs. Espcially the killcams are horrible...
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Post » Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:44 pm

He's validating his statement with evidence.

Evidence implies objective proof. He's giving an anecdote which several others have refuted with their own knowledge.

Plus, when refuted, he backs it up by saying, "lol, you must be a little kid."

There's nothing logical or empirical about his posts. He's just Maximum Trolling
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