Either way, these obviously weren't real ninjas. Or they were recruits in training from the local ninja academy, otherwise, they would never have been seen.

I would be pissed if Ninjas stole my pot.

Hehehehe I get it.

Kinda seems like something said delivery man and his buddies would cook up.

Way to go, buddy.


You think that a crime like that would resinate throughout the community?

those ninja's are probably holed up in some roach infested joint somewhere, getting high.


Talking about all of this is giving me the munchies..

Ninjas robbing a pot delivery guy - sounds like your average crime in my state.

Are people really buying this? The guy smoked it himself and was so high that the only excuse he could think of was "Duuude, it was ninjas. Swear it was."

"Hello, Operator?"
"Yes, what's the emergency, sir?"
"I was just robbed by Ninjas."
"Connecting you to the Pirate Department, please hold."