» Tue May 15, 2012 2:33 am
Breaking news: Two ninja robbers taken into custody filed report this evening with police claiming they were robbed earlier of a large pizza by masked anthropomorphic turtles. The ninja robbers (found tied up outside the police station this afternoon with allegedly stolen medical marijuana and a note professing their guilt) reported they know nothing of the medical marijuana, but claimed one of the turtles declared having the munchies. In other news, some of the medical marijuana was recovered and given to the delivery man to finish the delivery to his patient(s).