i've gotta go with cicero. "that's not a horker, that's my wife....," tickles my hang-lows every time. give him the ebony mail and enchant other pieces of armor with extra health and bow damage perks and a decent bow and he is very deadly and willing to follow every command given. his comments are what makes him the best though, like how he must oil mother soon, and get all those hard to reach places. he never eats the sweetroll though no matter how many you give him, but he seems to use healing potions if you give him those.

She's more skilled with two handed weapons as she lost the only one handed she had !