I enjoy hearing an Orc complaining about being Disarmed, and next time placing a knife in His Boot, I always see if I can use the Shout on Him.

He should have placed that knife in His boot

Adventurer+...arrow to tha knee...

After getting to falkreath to buy some goods at the general store, and the brother of the storekeeper:

"I can't believe we let provincials like you wander skyrim"

And I'M a frigging NORD!!

Yes, absolutely. I don't know who at Bethesda thought that the current system was a good idea.

EDIT: Anyone know if there's a mod for this?

I think any time cut off an enemy's head and their still talking is pretty 'ill timed' especially when they're trying to threaten me as their head flies away from their body...

Marcurio usually has an excellent timing for many of his comments, but Blackreach triggers his cave comments, which led him to constantly warning me about not hitting my head on the low-hanging ceiling.

In Blackreach.

There is one to make the radius of their comments much smaller so you pretty much need to be standing next to them for it to happen.

Guard kills Forsworn. Right in front of my character's eyes. I go to check body for loot, guard says "know anything about this?" and starts muttering about it being suspicious me standing over a dead body with a weapon out and all. That would be the dead body you made dead, love. Just now, real recent like.

I know this is the Skyrim thread but one incident that happened in Fallout 3 years ago stuck in my head since then. I was with Fawkes in DC when we ran into a bunch of mutants in a street packed full of cars. I fired a rocket launcher into the cars which blew up, taking the mutents with them and enveloping Fawkes in flames. He picked himself off the ground and said "we must walk softly". I still laugh about that to this day.
I cannot recall anything in Skyrim beating that.

It never fails to amuse me when you take out a dragon with the guards & then immediately after they tell you to stop shouting.