I'm always so happy to get all the testing and waiting in line done that I'm grinning like I'm in a toothpaste commercial on mine.
Ohio DMV staff have the uncanny ability to drain the happiness right out of me.
I get all the paperwork, fill it out, and bring it up to the counter with a polite smile on my face. I'm frowning on my way back every time.
I think it's the way they ask me if I want to be an organ donor. Almost like they're...looking forward to it.