I'm not sure what happened. I was walking outside, taking a break from my 21st birthday party. I remember a suspicious van parking up next to me. Someone stepped out, carrying a strange staff with the letter G on top. I also remember the faint smell of booty sweat. Then it all went black.
I appear to be in some kind of dark cellar. There are tables and chairs, neatly divided in a couple of rows. It's pretty cold here, but a kind lady in the corner claims that it's nothing compared to where she lives. There are computers on the tables, and there are people using them.
While I said people, a large number of them appear to be animals actually. I can see an owl, a bunny, a monkey, a wolf and a cow. Also a cat who for some reason is still wearing a santa hat. And some other things.
Next to me sits a bear wearing a tophat. I swear, this one time, he winked at me.
