oh by the Shivering Ilse. there is no cheese in this thread. plenty of werewolves but no cheese.
so do enlighten me, maybe I'll be clear in the head enough to understand, why we have so many Oblivion blasted threads on werewolves.
Because in Oblivion, you could only become a vampire, and wouldn't it be cool to also become a werewolf? But alas, you couldn't. And that was doubly disappointing because I guess in Morrowind you could with an expansion pack - but I have no firsthand knowledge of this.
But for me, it's more than that. In Oblivion, you could become a vampire, but in all honesty, it was the stupidest thing ever. It began by completely ruining all your many hours of toil in the character creation screen. My dark blue Breton who looked completely awesome is suddenly transformed into a pasty looking wrinkly peach with these ridiculous pink eyes. But ok, I can live with that, even though it repulses me every time I enter the menu. What I can't live with is the stupid notion that a vampire can only feed on people who are asleep and that this does them no harm. What - is this suddenly a pacifist game? I can become a professional murderer and get paid for it or I can even kill just for sport as long as it's with magic or weapon - but I become a vampire and suddenly I can't even attack a victim who's conscious? And I can't drain their blood until they're dead?
I want MORE. I want to be able to attack anyone, any time with my vampire fangs and drain their blood. I want to be able to do this in broad daylight, right in the Imperial City in front of the guards, and when they try to arrest me, I want to dazzle them with a display of my power and disappear, laughing all the way to my lair. I want the villagers to come out with pitchforks and torches and raid my 2,000 septim home on the waterfront, looking for me. And I don't want becoming a vampire to turn me into a ridiculous looking old man! Isn't the whole POINT of becoming a vampire to gain eternal youth? Good grief! The vampires of Oblivion ARE NOT vampires! Give me vampirism, REAL vampirism.
And I still want more. I want lycanthropy. I want werewolves. I don't want werewolves that transform once every full moon, and I have to feed on some stupid sleeping person in sneak mode either. I want REAL werewolves. I want to be able to attack a city without fear. I want to laugh at the Imperials who try to shoot me with their pathetic arrows or swipe at me with their toy swords. I want to tear their arm off and beat the other soldiers with it. I want to break down doors and tear houses apart and devour my victims within.
If you're going to turn me into a creature of the night, then let me OWN the night. Let the people of Skyrim flee in terror before me, let them whisper of me in the daylight and pray that they are spared that night. That's what I want.
Of course, we don't always get what we want in life. But if this isn't the kind of vampires and werewolves we're going to get, then don't give us any at all, because Oblivion's vampires were about the sorriest excuse for a vampire I could have even conceived of.
I have spoken.