Does this smell like chloroform?

Does this taste like roofies to you?

Hi.

I saw you notice me, when I was still waaay over there.

Not wanting to use smoke signals.. probably mess up the rug with that.. uhh yeah.. and look, fire sprinklers.

So, good thing I thought that one through..

phew..

So, yeah.. hey. Me doing the sane option, to gravitate through the crowd in a natural sort of way to here where you're standing..

..did you see me navigate that dance floor?

That was tricky.. all spazzy elbows and stiletto heeled pumps..



nice shoes btw..



Also.. you're not running away. A very hopeful development I would consider that to be.. encouragingly so, even.

Or would you rather have that I ran in terror in the opposite direction, screaming like a lady? Unless you want to.. because that's cool, too...

..but I'll happily do the running/ screaming bit for you if you want.

Well, because you still have your drink.. and I can probably pull off the running away bit better in my shoes than you in yours..

wouldn't want to see you ruining them..

I'm Andy.

I have a present for you. It's shiny and silver. Ductape.

...and just like that, pants are off.

Frank, put your pants back on.

No one wants to see that.

A guy I hung out with in High School used "HI! My name is John. Wanna [censored]?"
Nine times out of ten he got slapped, but that tenth time...

It ain't the material, Franky.., it's the delivery.

And I'm all about the delivery

0_0

Oh ok...

*zips*

And what's wrong with that?