Just say clever pick up lines you've heard or came up with. so i can use them.

Rules. Nothing against the forum rules.

I'll start.

Are you a cupcake? Cause i bet you taste really good.

Go.

mind if I get my sql injection on?

I notice your heuristic engine is out of date, want me to handle your HIPS?

sudo /etc/init.d/ourtimetogether start

Hey, I just compiled myfuture.java and "import you;" didn't kick up an error.

Hang on, I almost got a meterpreter shell on you.

Excuse me, you're causing a bit of buffer overflow on my system

Whenever I see you my heart segfaults.

I'm hoping soon both our addresses will be ::1

I've seen some graceful networks in my day, but you take the cake

if I snmpwalk, how much will you tell me?

something doesn't seem right. Mind if I fsck your disks. I promise you'll feel better afterwards.

I hope you support jumboframes, as I have a huge payload to deliver

Wanna sign my public key?

Is your name Tumblr? Cause i wanna stay on you all night.

Is your name Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

Call me Vlad The Impaler.

DEFRON rules these threads as always.

A few of my favorites-
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
*lick your finger, then wipe it on the other person's shirt* Let's go someplace and get out of these wet clothes

I know a whole lot more, but I'll leave it at this for now.

If i was in charge of the alphabet i'd put U and I together.

Something's wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Let's [censored].

Does that ever work? XD

Sadly no.

Probably works better than "clever" pick-up lines, to be honest...unless is the reaction you're going for. I'm not sure what would be worse... or

The cupcake one works.

Everything must be a problem.

Hehe...if it "worked" it was in spite of the line.

Btw. She did taste good XD

Not exactly a pick-up line, but a funny bar story.

My friends and I were at a bar for New Years 2010/2011. It was getting late and we were pretty drunk. My friend Holdy was talking to these two rather voluptuous ladies at the bar. I happened to see him and I send him the text "Look again". He gets it, scopes me out and walks over to me. He grabs my shoulder, leans in, and in a voice loud enough for them to hear, proclaims, "Josh. I [censored] fat chicks. It's what I do."

He got two fake numbers.

Are you sure you weren't talking to an actual cup cake?

Yes i'm sure. Use it. It worked for me.

I think we need to test these in a more scientific manner. Who's up for some data collection?

Redneck pickup line:

My couch pulls out, but I don't.

To the streets! Ground rules. hokers don't count. Go!

If http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAtoL7_XNeg can dress up as pokemon characters and use pokemon pickup lines and get numbers there's no reason why you can't use those other pick up lines.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJoqh8xx-A

To be fair, if you ask enough girls on a college campus for their number you're probably going to get a few.

My girlfriend's in college! I'll have to try that next time I'm there.



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